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'My teacher used to ask his pupils to bite an apple!'

Joe says his teacher, who had no teeth, used to ask his pupils to bite it first, to start the apple for him.

"I had a teacher when I was at school," says Joe in Loughinisland, "and he had no teeth."

"Really?" Sean says. "It sounds like it should be against the law!"

"He used to bring an apple into the class. Now this is a true story! And he would ask one of the children to take a bite out of it - to start the apple!"

"That schoolteacher could suck an apple!" Sean says. "Imagine waiting on his stump!"

With music from The Beatles, Neil Diamond, Dean Martin, and more.

56 minutes

Last on

Wed 30 Aug 2023 15:04

Music Played

  • Tom Petty

    The Apartment Song

  • The Beatles

    Things We Said Today

  • Paul Carrack

    When My Little Girl Is Smiling

  • Traveling Wilburys

    End Of The Line

  • John Prine

    That's The Way That The World Goes Round

  • Neil Diamond

    Solitary Man

  • Marty Robbins

    Ruby Ann

  • Jim Reeves

    Billy Bayou

  • Chicago

    If You Leave Me Now

  • UB40

    I'll Be On My Way

  • Dean Martin

    Detroit City

  • Olivia Newton鈥怞ohn

    If You Love Me, Let Me Know

  • Smokie

    If You Think You Know How To Love Me

  • Glen Campbell

    Amazing Grace

Broadcast

  • Wed 30 Aug 2023 15:04