成人快手

Sean tells the story about meeting Jim out walking his dog the other day.
Sean asked him how his greyhound was?
"I love taking him out for a walk" says Jim
"You don't often see men walking greyhounds anymore" says Sean.
"It's because a lot of the greyhound men have treadmills" replies Jim.
"How would greyhounds know how to stay on a treadmill" asks Sean
"They are specially modified treadmills for greyhounds, you just put the lead on the dog and attach to the treadmill" explains Jim.

Sean asks Thomasina if she thinks Jim was winding him up so she checks it out online. Sean is surprised by how much they cost.

The lovely Kate texts "Sean have you seen the size of the sandflies these days. I think they've been genetically modified/part seagull, they would eat you alive?"

Sean doesn't know what a sandfly is.

Christine the Scouser in Donaghadee got a new knee recently and has developed insomnia since, she asks Sean for advice.

Music by Chris Montez, Brad Paisley, Neil Diamond, Johnny Cash, Dire Straits, Pau Simon and more.