成人快手

Sean has started to paint the metal fence at his house but has never used this type of paint before.

Charlie Duddy has the answer "Sean, if it's an oil based paint use turpentine and if it's water based only use water."

Lawrence the Painter also has the answer "Sean it should be an oil based paint if it's for outside metal work. If you plan to use it for a few days in a row then put it in a bag, nice and tightly and store in a cool place."

The Lawn Ranger attempted a joke about tadpoles.
Sean has no idea what he means.

It goes down like a lead balloon with the listeners.

The Bready Bandit thinks it's just awful.

Lawrence the Painter sends a text - "I'm usually down with the kids and get most good dad jokes!! But that joke from the Lawn Ranger even though I got it first time round, well it was just awful, please give him 100 lines and a yellow card."

The 'Geezer in Athens' contacts the programme "Great kick off to your show! Any chance of hearing Bobby Darin & Up a Lazy River?"

Music by Dwight Yokem, Elvis Presley, Simon & Garfunkel, Gary Barlow, Bryan Ferry, and more.