成人快手

"Well, Mr Coyle!" says Christine, the Donaghadee scouser, "You certainly haven't forgotten the fine art of leading a girl on!"

"Oh!" Sean says. "Tell me more!"

"I asked on Thursday," Christine says, "if you remembered the song, Eloise. You told me, 'Don't you worry, Christine! I have it right here, ready to play!' Or words to that effect. I waited, anticipating every song, but no, you lifted the ball and took the team off the pitch without a backward glance at the girl you left down on the sideline. My Easter was ruined."

With music from Bill Haley and the Comets, Matchbox, The Mavericks, and more.