成人快手

"I have changed my diet," says Jim the Hat.

"He normally," explains Sean, "has a ninety-nine ice cream cone."

"Still sitting outside the supermarket waiting for my wife to do the shopping," says Jim the Hat. "But today I'm eating Maltesers."

Sean is also fond of them.

"Sometimes you put them up beside the gum and let them melt," Sean says. "It's the only way to eat them. Anyway I was sitting in the car at the traffic lights. You always look in your mirror don't you? And there behind me was a couple. And the woman was sitting there eating a polo mint, and I watched. And every so often it came to the front of her lips, standing up, and she would put her tongue out, and it was sitting on her tongue, as she was playing with the mint. And little did she know that I was watching."

With music from Elvis Presley, Take That, Mark Knopfler, Jerry Lee Lewis, and more.