成人快手

"What are the top things people lie about?" asks a listener, Joe in Loughinisland.

"Well I don't know... your age?" says Sean. "I would lie about my age. You know what else I lie about? My height."

"'What height are you Coyle?' they say. And I say, a good five foot 10 and a half...!"

"That's a baby lie," Janet says.

Ron in Belfast says, "My wife would often tell me a wee white lie about the price of clothes or shoes..."

"Are you for real?" says Sean. "You would ask your wife that?"

"I was cleaning out the wardrobe," Ron adds, "and I found a pair of her shoes with the price tag still on..."

Joe from Loughinisland reveals, "The top things people lie about are: their weight, and the number of pints they have had.'"

"That's pointed at me..." Sean says...

"The main thing you lie about," says Big Benedict, "is how many pints of stout you have in the Argyle every night."

"Untrue," Sean says, "I have three. Then off home."

With music from Cliff Richard, Slade, Dave Berry, Brooks & Dunn, and many more.

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