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It’s You Me at (Episode) Six
In ‘Small Time Behaviour’ the team look at Hearts and Hibs handing back tickets for the cup semi-finals and why that’s an embarrassing thing to do, while Craig Telfer delves into the weird and wonderful world of post-match interviews.
Next, and in time for Halloween, it’s the return of ‘Frankballer’. This week, the boys are placing the feet of Declan Glass, the hands of Vaclev Hladky, the heart of Andy Graham and the legs of Kenny Miller on the slab to sew together.
We’re going Back to the Future (Part 5) afterwards and, Great Scott!, Robert Borthwick is back to tell us all about the world of footballer social media accounts. From Charles Dunne superimposing his face onto pictures of food and Ferland Mendy’s haggis to Shay Logan incorrectly complaining about Scotrail, they’re all covered. The boys also discuss Derek McInnes’ unusual jogging style and You’ve Been Framed. Of course.
It’s a guessing game after that, with the boys tasked with asking ‘Are You on the Couch Because…?’ and - spoilers - it takes them quite a few questions to get the right result.
In Half and Half Scarves, the team discuss whether clubs should bring in really comfy seats and if getting photos with your rivals is an ok thing to do.
Afterwards, the boys change careers to become agents in ‘Your Move Player One’ as Joel flogs David Turnbull and Craig Telfer gives Ray McKinnon the very hard sell.
In Bank or Bust Shaughan tries to keep himself ahead of the (wolf) pack as he tries to win the Brophy trophy.
Outside of the studio, we ask ‘What Happens Next?’ in the women’s game, with Rangers and Celtic trying to challenge the dominance of Glasgow City. In ‘For the Love of the Game’ we pop in on a couple of fixture collectors. No, we didn’t think it was a thing either.
To round off the show, Chris McQueer reads an alternative bedtime story of his own called ‘He’s Decent’ and the entire universe might explode because of it.