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The Darkness, Lee Mack, Timothy Spall, Kellie Bright and Kevin Clifton

Chris has more Christmas chaos with Lee Mack, Timothy Spall and Strictly finalists Kellie Bright and Kevin Clifton, plus air guitars at the ready for live music from the Darkness.

Chris has more Christmas chaos with Kellie Bright and her dance partner Kevin Clifton, who deck the studio with glitter balls and tales of training ahead of the Strictly Come Dancing final. Lee Mack doesn't have his Christmas tree up yet, but pops in to deliver festive cheer, and news of his Not Going Out Christmas Special. Timothy Spall gives us the lowdown on his new character 'Fungus The Bogeyman'! And Chris has his air guitar at the ready to rock with The Darkness and their selection box of yuletide songs!

2 hours, 59 minutes

Music Played

  • Elton John

    Step Into Christmas

    • Caribou.
    • Mercury.
  • Lemar

    Higher Love

    • The Letter.
    • BMG.
  • Scrooge & The Chorus

    Thank You Very Much

    • Scrooge - Original Soundtrack.
    • CBS.
  • Level 42

    Lessons In Love

    • Now That's What I Call Music '86.
    • Now.
  • The Feeling

    Never Be Lonely

    • (CD Single).
    • Island.
  • Eurythmics

    There Must Be An Angel (Playing With My Heart)

    • The Female Touch 2 (Various Artists).
    • Global Television.
  • James Bay

    If You Ever Want To Be In Love

    • Chaos & The Calm.
    • Republic Records.
    • 001.
  • The Who

    My Generation

    • The Who Hits 50! (Deluxe Edition).
    • Polydor.
    • 004.
  • LunchMoney Lewis

    Bills

    • (CD Single).
    • Columbia.
    • 001.
  • LunchMoney Lewis

    Bills

    • (CD Single).
    • Columbia.
    • 001.
  • Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds

    The Dying Of The Light

    • Chasing Yesterday.
    • Sour Mash.
    • 005.
  • Queen

    Bohemian Rhapsody

    • Greatest Hits I II & III (The Platinum Collection).
    • Parlophone.
    • 11.
  • ABBA

    Mamma Mia

    • Abba Gold (40th Anniversary Edition).
    • Polar.
    • 004.
  • Gregory Porter

    A Cradle In Bethlehem (Radio 2 Session, 12 Dec 2014)

    • The Christmas Song.
  • Grace

    You Don't Own Me (feat. 骋鈥怑补锄测)

    • Memo E.P..
    • Columbia.
  • The Ronettes

    Frosty The Snowman

    • A Christmas Gift For You (Phil Spect.
    • Phil Spector Int.
  • Scouting for Girls

    Christmas In The Air (Tonight)

    • (CD Single).
    • Warner Music.
  • Bryan Adams

    You Belong To Me

    • (CD Single).
    • Polydor.
    • 001.

Pause For Thought

Pause For Thought

From comedian & Writer Paul Kerensa:

It鈥檚 been a big week for my 5yr old 鈥 awarded a certificate at school for perfect attendance! Unfortunately he wasn鈥檛 there to collect it, he was off ill that day, which apparently caused teacherly guffaws. A comic performer in the making, he even plans his illnesses with great comedy timing.

And a performer he is! You鈥檒l have heard the rave reviews for his debut on the school nativity fringe circuit, with a truly poignant performance as a sheep, while the creative decision to have a wise man crying till the house-lights came on was particularly moving. This version had more animals in it than I remember: we had roosters, owls, a pack of dogs... No Christmas Octopus, as some nativities have gone for, but we鈥檙e old school. At least it鈥檚 different from my childhood nativity, where we had the three wise men arrive one in a taxi, one in a car, one on a scooter beeping his hooter.

Nativities have always been a glorious muddle 鈥 we鈥檝e settled on three wise men, but the Bible suggests they weren鈥檛 at the Nativity, and there weren鈥檛 necessarily three of them, they just brought three gifts. Maybe there were four, with two of them tussling over who鈥檇 give the myrrh.

Nativity scenes may seem overcrowded, but it鈥檚 not about the shepherds, the donkey, the octopus or the scooter. Clear away the stage, and this celebration at our darkest time of year is about hope lighting the way 鈥 St John said this baby鈥檚 birth was the Word becoming flesh, a 鈥渓ight shining in the darkness鈥.

Four days from the shortest day, and four days from then till Christmas, we鈥檙e cosily Not Going Out and scaring away the Bogeyman. We love The Darkness, but it鈥檚 great to have something next to it that鈥檚 Bright (Kellie Bright!).

So whether our bleak midwinter is lit up by school nativities, Christmas comedy, or musical extravaganzae, for me the Christmas message is that at our darkest, at our lowest, we need hope and love to light the way. The wise man at our nativity may have cried and cried, but when did he stop? When he saw those he loved, when the light came on.

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