Nervous Norman
By John McMenamin
Poor we Pam, diazepam
Has put her on her back
The doctor said, 鈥淕o out at night
鈥淎nd have a bit of craic鈥.
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Huckleberry Finn, Magherlin
Tadpoles playing leap-frog
Premier Blair, losing hair
Poodle soon bald dog
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United Nations, give me patience
Heap them up on trollies
Quango鈥檚 go see Eskimo
Freezing off his jollies.
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Nigel Dodds, fishing rods
Hiberniian Queen called Mary
Judges say 鈥淎t end of day
鈥淲hat makes Paul so merry鈥
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Stratocasters, Ghetto blasters
鈥淐an鈥檛 hear what you say鈥
Chinese noodles, pampered poodles
No wonder hen won鈥檛 lay.
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Ivory Coast, Marmite toast
Trousers tight round groin
Hello Joe, sperm count low?
No child will spring from loin
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Dali Lama, Bananaerma
DUP on bus
Ian say, in biblical way
鈥淭here鈥檚 only room for 鈥揢S鈥.
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Morning rain, fall on Sinn Fein
Gerry鈥檚 beard need trimming
Martin roar, 鈥淥pen door
The day is at the dimming鈥.
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Computer screen, beauty queens
Google, show the way
Feel Forlorn? Click some porn
Credit card will pay.
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Tonight there will be slippery patches
Especially on the Glenshane Pass
And under the oxters of eels
Which have not been gritted.
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