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16 October 2014

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Goldfish Eulogy

By John McMenamin


Wee Nellie, lay upon her bed
And cried and cried and cried
Her goldfish called wee Moby Dick
Had gave a gulp and died

鈥淥h Mammy鈥 carried wee Nellie
He was my only chum
He was upside down this morning
I could see his little tum.鈥

鈥淚鈥檒l never marry鈥 Nellie sobbed
鈥淚鈥檓 past my self by date
Wee Moby Dick was my wee friend
A pal, a chum a mate鈥

Her mum stood at the cooker
As her daughter rambled on
Thinking of the goldfish bowl
That she was going to pawn.

鈥淎h, Moby Dick鈥 cried Nellie
鈥淲hy did you have to go?
鈥淚鈥檇 look into your bulging eyes
And smile and say-hello鈥

鈥淚鈥檒l buy a tombstone鈥 Nellie cried
鈥淢ade from granite, black and thick
A gold inscription on the front
Goodbye my little Dick鈥

鈥淚鈥檒l pick wild flowers in the dew
In memory of his name
Without my little aquatic friend
My life won鈥檛 be the same鈥

鈥淚 loved you Moby鈥 Nellie screamed
鈥淟ike I鈥檝e never loved a male
Your golden scales. Your little fins
The way you flapped your tail

Her mother at the cooker
Grunted with a smokers wheeze
鈥淒o you want this goldfish served with chips?
And a few nice mushy peas?鈥

鈥淕鲍尝笔鈥

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