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Your band name?

Das Hasselhoffs

Where are you from?

Blackpool

Who plays what?

CHOPPER HASSELHOFF: vocals, guitar
BEN HASSELHOFF: guitar, vocals
BARON VON HASSELHOFF: drums, vocals
TRENELL HASSELHOFF: bass, filth

Got any bad habits?

Swearing during wedding ceremonies, hitting each other with guitars and drum sticks, falling over drunk, laughing at other peoples misfortunes, mistaking strangers in the street for fat versions of celebrities, eating all the pies, whispering insults into the ears of sheep

What's the band's history so far?

The Baron and Chopper were both previously in a band called Neocoma who split up due to an argument over who ate all of the singer's biscuits. After spending five months apart Baron and Chopper missed each other so much they decided to form a German rock band dedicated to the man 'hoff' they were to be called Das Hasselhoffs. Recruiting ex wrong member Trenell and Ben a member of the world famous metal band urning Church, Das Hasselhoffs were born. They began practicing in October 2005 and in just under five months time have already made a good name for themselves after only five gigs, sticking their brand of rock in the ears of everyone in Blackpool. They are currently juggling more gigs with the recording of debut five track EP 'The Gospel According to the Hoff' due out at the end of February on The Far Room Recording Company.

Style and influences?

The Hoffs play a nice bag of rock, it's all a bit here and there really. Your best going to see them play live to be honest.

Best moment so far?

Being told by the owner of Jenx that they were officially louder than the sound of a jumbo jet taking off (he had a decibel meter, his face went all red and angry, brilliant)

Worst/most embarrassing moment so far?

None. We are ace, we don't really take things seriously enough to be embarrassed.

Next gig?

METAL NIGHT
CLUB ABOVE THE WEST COAST ROCK CAFE
FRIDAY 10th FEBRUARY 2006
from 10pm
playing with
whenpeoplebecomenumbers, mekon and more

MODSVROCKERS - SIXTIES COVER NIGHT
SUNDAY 16th APRIL 2006
JENX, TOPPING STREET, BLACKPOOL
playing with nine other amazing bands

LOST IN SOUND 06
SATURDAY 27th MAY 2006
THRONTON SPORTS AND SOCIAL CLUB
ENTRY 拢4 for chariddy like

Anything else we should all know about?

Ben Hasselhoff only sleeps one hour a night and his parents won't tell him where he was born...