The newsletter only
just started arriving because today's editor (the classy bloke from earlier) FORGOT to send it. I will mention no names. We're expecting a news conference on the shootings in Virginia any moment, and we're looking at the story of an 81 year old who's been jailed for breaching her asbo - already a talking point on the Blog. Roger Sawyer.
Its gonna be a good one tonight I feel...but watch for the bongs
A record! arrived in under 44 minutes!
Tuesday April 17, 2007 at 14:13:12 GMT
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Hello Roger Sawyer. Classless, eh? Priceless, certainly!
81-year old ASBO woman might well be a good story to follow behind while she serves her sentence. I'd be intrigued to find out the effect her presence has on other inmates, staff, etc. I imagine she'll be well treated - just as long as she behaves. Oh, I forgot! she doesn't know how to behave, does she? That should make any follow up doubly interesting.
So, Eddie, do we have an idea that will run here?
My message is in the "Recent comments", and it WAS here, but....
witchiwoman (1)
Ah, the bongs. I've got all the timings of the gaps, you know. I've the dates and other bits of useful information logged as well. They're all recorded on my tape machine and logged in my red Analaysis book. You'd be surprised how its all mounting up, I know I am!
I've a special stopwatch. It records the empty seconds perfectly - it's waterproof too. Oh yes, I may even produce a pie chart to illustrate the 'gap' frequencies. We had none of this with Val Singleton did we?
Is that Roger Sawyer, classless.
Or Roger Sawyer, no class?
Confused.
Si.
Talking about the elderly lady who has been sent (very rightly) to prison, can I ask why 'young offenders' below the age of 18* are not named in the media when sentenced? In my mind, if the crime they commit is an adult one, as they so often are, they should be treated like adults when it comes to the punishment. Age should be no barrier to taking responsibility for the consequences of your actions. Any thoughts, or should I move this into the Burrowed Frow?
*or is it 16?
Yes, I've just got the newsletter. I note with particular disappointment "Not to be taken internally".
Pushy-poos
Appy, why would you want to push po... Oh, never mind, now I get it
:p
Ap (8) - 92% on the smutometer!
(9) - I thought the toilet strand was the previous one?
RJD (11) - do you ever actually make it out of the naughty corner? Just wondered if you knew what the rest of the world was like?
John H (12) - surely that's the lavatory thread? :o)
Fearless (10) Ewww! I just though it made a change from "PUSH!"
RJD (11), What happens if I achieve the mystic 100?
Ap (14) I'm sorry but perfection isn't achievable! Use 99% as your target - I'll think of a suitable reward.
Appy (8), you are SO naughty :0)
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Fiona, you think? Did you check out what she said on the Beach? I'm still not sure I read it correctly. Deary, deary me.
Roger who?
Oh, Sawyer.
You are naughty, Eric.
RJD (15) You are so Catholic! Try every day to be as good as Jesus but know that you never can be. Pursue perfection knowing you cannot achieve it. Oh that makes me sad :-(
On the other hand -- reward, eh? Oh well, that's something to aim for :-)
Fiona (16) If you think I'm naughty you must've read something naughty into my post. What does that say about you then?... ;-)
JH (17) I can't imagine what you mean. How are those sheep these days?
Appy - aim high, though perhaps rjdstopit might find that easier?
Valery, are you angling for spell in the naughty corner? :-)
Where's my post from this morning?
Tsk! - I don't know - try to raise the tone by quoting a bit of Latin and it gets binned. Double Tsk!
RJD (22),
Limbo or eaten by the blog gods.
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Ed I - Can I adjust your words a bit? I think you've just happened on a cracking description for moderators - Bloggods!
Can someone please tell me who is this Eric Muir that keeps pestering me with aeons old newsletters ?
I shall press charges for passing off - he seems to think he's so terribly up to date, anyone would think he was a news reporter type with all this blather in the PM Newsletter about the United States about to invade Iraq - piffle, never happen.
Where is the ice?
Free and out of copyright, RJD!
Bloggods and blaggards!
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ed
Oh, for goodness' sake. Jewish women sent to the back of the bus . Things thrown at them if they don't dress 'modestly'.
Was this what our parents and grandparents fought WWII for?
(I mean, as well as a love for democracy, liberty and the right to live a life free from fascism, militarianism and brainless discrimination, as far as I've been told)
Sometimes I despair of the human race.
Appy 21 - well, I wouldn't mind, it's been a long week. Why, who else is there at the mo?
Hi Val, RJDStopit lives there of course, and I'm there quite a bit myself tbh. I only popped out to say "Sir Peregrine Entthrop-Boewes you are an imposter and a pseudonym!... And I very much enjoyed your post!" Come on in Ms Pedant; the water's lovely :-)