Wet
this morning.
We got this email from Annasee: " Too much glamour & Hollywood yesterday. I feel you need to get in touch with the countryside more. There’s a lot of mud out there you know. It’s not all red carpets, at least up north.
While out walking on the Middlewood Way a few days ago, we happened upon a veritable frog brothel. And as you can see from the second photo, the boys don’t hang around afterwards. They’re off!"
Now, I won't lie to you. I am not sure whether these snaps should be rotated. But then I don't know whether my tyres should be rotated....
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Oh, to hear the phrase "frog brothel" on PM. That would make my day.
[Clint Eastwood Impression]
I know what you're thinking Eddie. "Was that five frogs mating or six?" To tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've forgotten myself. But this is rana lessonae, one of the most randy frogs in existence and it can fill your production office clear full of tadpoles. So you've got to ask yourself a question... "Do I think I can get away with saying 'frog brothel' on tonight's programme?" Well? Do you Eddie?
There appears to be a sudden blizzard in the second picture. Either that or it hasn't loaded properly.
I wonder which is the more likely?
Well done Annasee! First ever frogs porn on the frog!
I'm proud of you.
Fifi ;oD
Yesterday Helen Mirren,
Today a frog orgy!
With these snaps you are truly spoiling us!
They are beautiful little snaps Annasee. I'm so glad you published them Eddie, but hope it's not breaking any ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ decency guidelines.
To answer your dilemma, yes and no. It would be nice to have the snaps rotated but as for the tyres, just get rid of them and go on a diet. - (not that you need to though)
Not only is it a frog brothel, it is a frog orgy. Lucky devils.
Rivvet rivvet
With all those absent froggy fathers, is there much gun crime around the pond estates of Middlewood Way?
Fifi (2) Frogs porn! Hahahahaha! Love it!
Stephen (3) Was that you ''sharing'' Jonnie's breakfast this morning?
Annasee...thank you for the pics. Also, thank you for your music, which I heard at Jonnie's place this morning. Gorgeous!
Gossipmistress (7):
Not "gun crime", but plenty of "gup-crime".
Frog-dealers employ guppies - well known for their viciousness - as enforcers. The police - especially the Serious Frog Office - try to enforce guppy-control laws, but are fighting a losing battle against these "hired gups".
The frog-lords oversee a reign of terror, from the soft-spawn industry, to illegal toad-licking, with their guppies making sure anyone who opposes them croaks.
SSC(9),
You have to feel sorry for those who are born into the soft-spawn industry - they become tadpole dancers.
Yes, isn't 'frogs porn' great?
Is a frog brothel a 'frothel'??????
Do you think it was the racy nature of these pix that caused the bloggage? I mean, it's not the sort of thing Beeb 'trial' blogs ought to be posting.
Or maybe it is.
Would anyone like to see a photo of my germs reproducing? They seem even more rabbitty than the frogs.
Frances O : hie thee over to the Beach, where you'll find a comfortably quarantined area, well supplied with home made soup and meatfree chilli.
The garlic in the soup will see to the germs, and the chilli will blast your tubes clear!
Fifi xx
Frances O : hie thee over to the Beach, where you'll find a comfortably quarantined area, well supplied with home made soup and meatfree chilli.
The garlic in the soup will see to the germs, and the chilli will blast your tubes clear!
Fifi xx
SSC (9) It is to be hoped that the Eddieble frog never falls into such bad company
Deepthought (10):
*grin*
At least the tadpole dancers have a place to ply their trade - they're not out on the streets being hassled by their shrimps.
(Amphibian a bit uncomfortable at how far these puns are being pushed...)
SSC (15)
There's newt to worry about on that score, my friend.
H.
Toad you I'd be back, didn't I?
I have been reading the frog on and off, just haven't had time to comment (sobs into decaff capuccino; proper capuccinos are available).
Seems like everyone's well and full of the same ole humour which warms the cockles!
Annasee - I keep meaning to visit your link as everyone who's heard your music seems ever so impressed, and I could do with some TLC for the earholes just now :O)
Love n Frogs to Y'all
xx
Toad you I'd be back, didn't I?
I have been reading the frog on and off, just haven't had time to comment (sobs into decaff capuccino; proper capuccinos are available).
Seems like everyone's well and full of the same ole humour which warms the cockles!
Annasee - I keep meaning to visit your link as everyone who's heard your music seems ever so impressed, and I could do with some TLC for the earholes just now :O)
Love n Frogs to Y'all
xx
Toad you I'd be back, didn't I?
I have been reading the frog on and off, just haven't had time to comment (sobs into decaff capuccino; proper capuccinos are available).
Seems like everyone's well and full of the same ole humour which warms the cockles!
Annasee - I keep meaning to visit your link as everyone who's heard your music seems ever so impressed, and I could do with some TLC for the earholes just now :O)
Love n Frogs to Y'all
xx
Toad you I'd be back, didn't I?
I've read the frog now and then but not had time to comment (sobs into decaff cappucino; proper cappucinos are available).
Glad to see everyone seems happy and healthy; warms the frockles! (?)
Annasee - I shall visit your link as everyone who's heard your music seems ever so impressed, and I could do with some TLC for the earholes just now!
Love & Frogs to Y'all
xx
Toad you I'd be back, didn't I?
I've read the frog now and then but not had time to comment (sobs into decaff cappucino; proper cappucinos are available).
Glad to see everyone seems happy and healthy; warms the frockles! (?)
Annasee - I shall visit your link as everyone who's heard your music seems ever so impressed, and I could do with some TLC for the earholes just now!
Love & Frogs to Y'all
xx
Toad you I'd be back, didn't I?
I've read the frog now and then but not had time to comment (sobs into decaff cappucino; proper cappucinos are available).
Glad to see everyone seems happy and healthy; warms the frockles! (?)
Annasee - I shall visit your link as everyone who's heard your music seems ever so impressed, and I could do with some TLC for the earholes just now!
Love & Frogs to Y'all
xx
Toad you I'd be back, didn't I?
I've read the frog now and then but not had time to comment (sobs into decaff cappucino; proper cappucinos are available).
Glad to see everyone seems happy and healthy; warms the frockles! (?)
Annasee - I shall visit your link as everyone who's heard your music seems ever so impressed, and I could do with some TLC for the earholes just now!
Love & Frogs to Y'all
xx
Oh, fifi, how kind.
Er - do you think garlic keeps frogs at bay as well as it does vampires> The implication of its application to amphibian legs, aided by melted butter, might be off-putting...
Great froggy puns, chums! I know some people think puns are crapaud, but they make me grenouille
SSC (15),
True, and they don't want to make anemonie from working another's patch.
Room 502'ed again.
It seems to me that it's Room 502 that's out of order, not the Blog.
I hope my previous comment didn't sound too shellfish, only I've been urchin to say it all day. I'm whiting a minute before posting this as I don't want the moderators to think I'm up to something fishy.
Who's the frogs' favourite singer?
Shellfish Presley
Oh, this is just absolutely wonderful! I've just spent five minutes laughing my head off af all your wonderful puns. Thank you all for cheering me up at the end of long day:-)
Fishless Fred
I don't want to carp because a lot of you seem to be dab hands at this punning but my sole reason for coming to this plaice is for a bit of a cod and all I find is this nonsense.
Well no matter, I must skate off to perch myself at the NC bar at the beach for a pint of Bass and you lot can flounder here if you want.
We seem to have punned our way out to sea. I do hope we are not out of our depth.......
Chris the Pickle :-
Quite an achievment that : 16:44 - 17:54 and you still got them all published, bless the moderators?
Chris the Pickle (17-23)
Are you trying to reproduce faster than Annasee's frogs?
Well, how silly do I feel now????
I was frogging from my work PC, and the comments weren't (apparently) accepted, so I tried again, and again... and...
I was trying each time to memorise what I'd put, hence the differences on each one.
It's like waiting for a frog-bus!?!?!
I'll have to get back into frogging more often; practice is evidently needed.
Happy St David's Day to anyone in the slightest bit interested!
xx