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Practically no references to "Greek tragedy", very few "relationship experts" to offer their advice, and nobody on hand to talk about the "political fall-out" - Chris Huhne and Vicky Pryce's sentencing is played pretty straight by most of today's papers.
Not much opinion is offered, but little needs to be added to Mr Justice Sweeney's summing up - his verdict that this was "a tragedy of their own making" provides the headline for both the Guardian and the Daily Telegraph.
What stands out are the pictures of the convicted pair - on the front pages of the Times and the Independent, a shot of the former energy secretary arriving in court, , sums up the sorry theatre of the whole affair.
Meanwhile Pryce, snapped inside the prison van taking her to Holloway, bears the same impassive expression she maintained throughout her trial.
The Sun is the only paper which feels the need to provide its own verdict on Chris Huhne:
An arrogant, poisonous hypocrite with irrational obsessions over Europe and windmills.
But the mood of the papers is better reflected by Quentin Letts in the Daily Mail, who reflects back the mood in Westminster on the afternoon of the sentencing:
Is it wrong to feel some pity for Huhne? All that effort spent on a political career, from his earliest Oxford days to those interminable policy meetings at Lib Dem HQ... not to mention those punch and nibbles fundraisers with dotty party activists - all wasted.
Finally, something Paper Monitor likes to call a there-but-for-the-grace moment.
The (they must have spotted it later) of the Daily Express misses out the question mark on the headline: "Just how ill is the Queen."
They also miss the question mark off the words "The World's Greatest Newspaper" in the masthead.
Oh no, hold on, that's meant as a statement.