Your Letters
16:18 UK time, Tuesday, 16 October 2012
I have been in officers' messes - I do not blame the poor thing for being suspicious.
Malcolm, Wrexham, Wales, United Kingdom
Did anyone read the headline "top toys get techy for Christmas" and immediately have visions of My Little Pony stampeding or an attack by legions of Lego figurines... just because all they got as presents were socks.
Paul, Marlow, UK
Presumably these underpants will be sold in Marks & Sparks?
Basil Long, Nottingham
On lifts (Monday's letters), there was also a Paternoster lift in the library at the University of Essex. There'd often be a queue on the third floor to go down (you could only get two people in at a time), so I'd ride up to the fourth floor then hop out and get back on the down. It was very satisfying to see the faces of the people in the queue when they saw me and realised what had happened.
Debbie, Essex, UK
Singing mice? Who could forget my personal favourite of the genre:
Aqua Suliser, Bath
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