Paper Monitor
A service highlighting the riches of the daily press.
Paper Monitor has just found its papers - for the last two days - after scouring the office.
But there's nothing more relaxing than finding out nothing significant has changed .
There's still a large photo of Nigella Lawson on page two of the Daily Telegraph.
The Daily Mirror is still covering the Labour Party conference as if it's the biggest political event of the century.
There's still a page three girl in the Sun, with an ironic "news in briefs" that suggests Sam, 26, from Manchester is the kind of person who quotes Oscar Wilde.
The Daily Star still wows with Just Jane's photo casebook. Jake is a vile groper today.
The Daily Express is still calling itself the "WORLD'S GREATEST NEWSPAPER".
And the Daily Mail still has lots and lots of photos that no-one else has.
Time to relax again.