Your Letters
Billy Beetroot claims there are only 187 words that can be typed with the right hand alone. On the contrary - there are many many more words that can be typed with just a single finger stabbing away, as many of my colleagues are proud to demonstrate.
Basil Long, Nottingham
Will I live longer than my cat? Some of us are just pleased to have outlived our goldfish.
Rob Falconer, Llandough, Wales
Surely the object of translating cat years into human years is to measure length of life on the same scale? If you're routinely coming out with "human years" ages for cats that greatly exceed the age of the oldest living person, you've probably got your scale wrong.
Kat Murphy, Ipswich
Tsk! Tsk! Monitor. Re 10 things no eight, surely it should read: 8. Only Fools and Horses *are* popular in the Balkans. I'll get my weasel.
Ray, Turku, Finland
Did anyone else read Andrew Hill's entire letter in Monday's letters in a "wedding DJ"/Tony Blackburn type voice?
Ben Hill (no relation), Cardiff, Wales