Your Letters
I can't believe that Miles Jupp missed the classic Murder in the Rue Morgue - perhaps the first locked room mystery
Cath, Cambs
"A replacement was brought out from the convoy of vehicles." The mind boggles. Is there a van full of pre-lit burning torches? Why not just relight the one that went out? Or was a box of matches deemed a bit too low-tech?
Rob, London, UK
I wrote recently about my favourite headline on the ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ website. It's only a few days later, but already it's been replaced in my affections by: Balls warns of cuts 'catastrophe'
Rob Falconer, Llandough, Wales
They were probably waiting until they could afford it.
Ralph, Cumbria
Hmmm. Where's The Count of Muppets fame when you need him?
Candace, New Jersey, US