Your Letters
14:11 UK time, Friday, 16 March 2012
Oh, Paper Monitor, you tease. I saw the words "One Direction" and "hung from lamp-posts" and got all excited. What a let-down.
Philip Brien, Enfield
Re: Red meat: What is a 13% increase in the risk of death? Risk of Death 100% + 13% = 113%. Done - next question.
Would this article have seen the light of day were it not for Ms Lickerish?
Vicky S, East London
Black market foods. And who should comment? Fiona Lickorish. I bet she gets up to allsorts.
Basil Long, Nottingham
Rob Falconer there looks to be a little bit of Phantom of the Opera there as well. (Where's my red-lined black cape?)
Phil Warne, Nelson, NZ
I regularly do your 7 Days Quiz and find it fiendishly tricky, never scoring more than 4. You're far too clever by half - or so I thought. In this week's quiz it's the quizmaster who deserves to lose a point. Your answer to the question about Nike's new trainer describes the colour scheme as being like Guinness mixed with Harp 'pale ale'. In fact, Harp is a lager, not an ale. I do believe I've actually got one back on you and my satisfaction just goes to show how addicted I am to 7 Days!
Chris Matchett, Newtownards, Northern Ireland
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