Your Letters
16:57 UK time, Thursday, 16 February 2012
"Abu Qatada: British minister visits Jordan for talks" - what did she say?
HB, London
Nominative determinism even
Phil, Oxford
Tut tut, Monitorites! I'm off work for a day and we suddenly start letting Robin (Tuesday's letters) get away with using "anniversary" to mark the passing of a single day?
If the Latin for day is "diem", surely it should be "dieversary"? Pedants, for shame!
I'll get my toga.
Ian, Bristol
Paul (Wedensday's letters), I think they actually meant to say "lurrrrrv."
Richard, London
One presumes not many of these would be compatible with the Sunday Sport headline challenge.
Basil Long, Nottingham
Some Sunday Sport news stories you may have missed:
(Local News)
Barrow in Furnace!
(Transport News)
Ash Ton Under Line!
(Farming News)
Hay Stings!
Udders Feeled!
(Royal News)
Will's Done!
Woe King!
(Tragic News)
Bag Shot!
Burnt Island!
E's Kill Bride!
I'll get me Ulster!
Paul, Marlow, UK
New Castle!
Don Cast 'er! (controversial new Mad Men actress)
New Ton Abbot! (fattest cleric in the UK)
Kate, York, England
Mornington Crescent!
Mark, Bridge
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