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Even the burqa wasn't safe from the fashionistas.

Coco Chanel updates her Little Sack Dress.

When brunettes attack

We'll just see who has more fun actually

One Chanel David Walliams hasn't swum ... yet

Wear that? I should Coco!

I had bird's nest soup for lunch. Why do you ask?

Building flux capacitors has always been a hobby of mine.

Hey! It's Twiggy.

I have my eye on you, Cynthia

One vegan's answer to the meat dress

Nobody expects the Fashion Police, madam.

It's a typo - it's actually Essex Fashion Week

Katie's face fell when she saw Elton was wearing the same outfit.

People will do anything to get in to the annual Dental Hygienists Ball..

The devil wears Radar

Hitting the bottle? This model had started hitting the barrel.

Run, it's the coppers!

"Nice to see David Walliams out of that unflattering wetsuit."

That's the last time I go on the NHS for a dental brace

I've got see and hear no evil covered, darling.

The ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ brings back "The Woodentops ... Do Paris"

Does my bird look big in this?

I was thinking of coming topless ... then it would have been the Bristol Chanel

It was all going so well until someone switched on the electromagnet.

Hirsute couture

Sarah Jessica Parker thought she'd be unrecognised in her disguise ... until she started whinnying

So that's what a troll really looks like!

Never ever look at blue cheese under the microscope

Harvey hadn't quite got a six-pack chest, but the barrel was a start

How NOW brown cow!

Dick van Dyke hadn't had time to change after clearing a nest out of a client's chimney

The Olympic mascot that nearly was

The latest celebrity to start his own fashion line is Stig of the Dump

I'm Chaneling my inner fashionista

Following unauthorised use of her image, Scarlett Johansson was taking no chances when out shopping.

And this was the image the hackers got off your mobile, Minister...

I know most of the outfit is tat, but the hat is a genuine Duchess of Cornwall

The 'Bad Hair Day' was just the start of Sarah's nightmare.

Actually, I'm not a genune blonde - I'm just a thick brunette

Cher decides to surprise Chaz yet again

Trying to be incognito was Kim Cattrall from Twigs and the City

Well, I can definitely see which side Sir dresses

Quick, hand me a baby to go with these high stilettos

On the plus side, she never had any problems getting a signal on her mobile.

It most certainly IS a genuine Chanel

Wire you here?!

Just a little number I tossed on at the last moment

The Borrowers' fashion fundraiser was going swimmingly

And this is a little something my couturier threw together for me .. actually, that should be 'threw up'

Oat couture

Nest à porter

Neck rings had seemed like a good idea, until she lost weight.

Denis Healey has his eyebrows restyled

Asda's answer to Missoni...

The Little Weed was upset at Bill and Ben being asked to go on the catwalk first

³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ1 presents its new Saturday night fashion-sci-fi-gameshow: "Doctor Who Wants To Be A Milliner"

Mum - where's my brown Slinky got to?

Take that Mr Skinny Jeans

Bird's Nest Scoop

Princess Eugenie's next wedding hat

Since publishing his memoirs, Alistair Darling sought to avoid being recognised in public.

Pippa Middleton found it just didn't matter what sort of headgear she wore - everyone only looked at her bum

Ascot or bust

It's not a genuine Chanel? My God, I've been conned out of ten dollars.

How ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ newsreaders dress when they're on the radio

Ascot Ladyboys' Day

New York Fashion - weak

Does my plumb look big in this?

The pith and the pendulum

Dress by Chanel ... Hair by Moulinex Acapulco Blender

The blonde arrived at the 2012 Fashion Show, and apologised for being late as it was half-past eight

Voted best in show by the fly fishing delegation

Hair we go again

That's just perfect for the runway - now get down to JFK International Airport straight away

And the moral here is that tall models shouldn't walk under ceiling fans

Jessica was a great fan of Chanel - in fact, she was a coconut

Coco the Clown

How many Blonds does it take to change a light bulb? Er, what light bulb?

No, I said "Shouldn't Blonde be with an e," not "With a tree"

You think I'm the Best Dressed? Wow! Usually I'm voted Best Undressed.

I'm not blonde, I'm dyslexic - I thought the invitation said 2012 Fancy Dress Show

How not to be seen after losing billions as a rogue trader

I asked you to wear antlers tonight, Darling, because, whenever we go out, you're always deer

Coco Chanel gets trolled!

Oscar the Grouch gets a new look.

Edward Lear suddenly had an idea for a limerick

Ah, here comes the waitress with the soup

America's nest-top model

Kate Moss gets a job working Tuesday afternoons in her local Oxfam shop

You've seen the "i-phone" and the "i-pad".
Now, here's Apple's answer to clothing technology...
...the "i-have nothing to wear"...

More Coco the Clown than Coco Chanel...

And now, the Blue Peter Collection...

You look as if you've been dragged through a hedge backwards

I'm not saying you're stupid because you're blonde, Miss, but this is New Orleans

Of course she's a gate-crasher - she's still got bits of the gate on her head

Pixar budget cuts were severely ruined the box office success of Monsters Inc. 2

"Excuse me, Miss Gaga. The telephone..."

"...and apparently she got here by motorbike!"

Looking after the neighbour's dog had proved successful for Gabrielle.