成人快手

Sick squid for a pumpkin? You've got to be joking!

Oh gourd! Look at the size of that thing!

Octo pumpkin pi

Yeah, you've got to get your eight-a-day

If it's an octo-pus, why does it have ten-tacles?

"Pumkin"? Is someone taking the 'p'?

Here's the sick squid I owe you.

Just what is the deal with Germans and octopi?

The octopus is called Ian. "Hallo, Ian."

Just a few seconds before, the octopus had been sitting in a nice, warm horse-drawn carriage ...

Yeah, we had them all sent over when the Kettlewell Scarecrow Festival had finished

I've got to hand it to you Muammar, that's a damned fine disguise.

It's a Jack-o-Langen

We're going on a camping holiday, and you thought tentacles were small tents?

It's a cephalopod mollusc. And the 成人快手 reckons we can get a pun out of that?

Paul, the World Cup result predicting Octopus, is remembered by those crazy Germans in pumpkin form. Unfortunately, rather like Paul, the sculpture is now decomposing!

Paul the octopus gets one last prediction right when he selects pumpkins for Halloween.

OK, so it's not very musical. but it can't half play the drums

Yeah, it's Ringo Starr's entry

Even an octopus knows that there are times when only a squash will do!

On the last day of the transfer window, Arsene Wenger signs a new defender based on his "ten tackles" reputation alone

I wanted pumpkin pie, not octo-pi

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Well, I reckon it's a very poor tribute to the thirteenth James Bond film

Michael Myers returns in Halloween 8 and this time it's tentacular!

"Peter Peter" was in for the shock of his life!

It's meant to be symbolic of Germany n the 1930's

Jealous man looks on in disbelief at the size of the huge tes..... sorry tentacles !!

Munich Acht-uber-Feast

Whats the area of a circular pumkin pie and octopus display ? .. Ocotopi r squared.

I think they said it was created by some Irishman, Cal O'Malley

When the octopus got frightened, the display turned into a tribute to Gutenberg

Beatles fans will be furious! Its not under the sea. Its not a garden. Its not in the shade.

An octopus? But I said I wanted the display to feature eight cats.

Mashing pumpkins

Superpumpkinmadetolooklikegiantoctopuses

How did they do it? Actually, I was wondering why ...

Without their CGI budget, Pirates of the Caribbean 5 was in danger of flopping.

Fruit de la Mer

Continuing the Theme, the next display was "Twenty Thousand Leeks Under the Sea"

Creating new designs to get Johnny to eat his dinner was getting more and more challenging!

Must have cost a few squid!

Actually, it's meant to represent Dale Winton being attacked by a giant squid

I expect you to dry,Mr Bond

Oranges and lemonsole

So this is an octopus' garden in the shade

I ink I love you

They fall for it every time! Suckers!

Octo-pie

So, Paul! Who's going to win the Rugby World Cup?

And Hurricane Irene blew this poor mollusc many thousands of miles inland

We're going to need a bigger pot

Charlie wasn't happy that the crabs were pinching his pumpkins.

Bean there done that

I wish I spoke German - at least then I might understand the connection between octopuses and pumpkins

Mother :- "Kannst du z盲hlen die Tentakeln des Octopus?"
Child :- "Nein"
Mother :- "Nine??"

Anyone fancy a game of squash?!

As the expedition started, some of the group just could not believe that they were about to cross the Calamari Desert !!!

The display had been created using horticultural tips from Ringo Starr

Guests arrive at the Premier to "Halloween 6 - Michael Myers and the maniacal mollusc".

Excuse me! Have you seen Nemo?

You must be out of your gourd

The tribute to Herman Melville only proved that Moby Dick hadn't been translated into German very well

Gourmet or just gourd, then?

The great pumpkin's security detail was a force to be reckoned with

And this is by Jackson Mollusc

Arsenal鈥檚 late signing of a new goalkeeper proved controversial on account of his boots..

"I bet Fritz'll not win the Pump-kin Seller of the Year Award again"

Hang on! Shouldn't that be a Sept-opus?

As the pumpkin octopus display slowly shrank with onlookers helping themselves, the brussels sprout coral reef remained intact.

"Orange dresses didn't work, but perhaps this will," mused Bavaria beer executives.

I asked it to point out the way to Ludwigsburg, but I'm all confused now

Pies of eight

Things to do witr pumpkins #1 - make an octopus
Things to do with pumpkins #2 - not eat them

Slime me to the moon

Not wanting to be outdone by the pumpkin-rich, octopoid artistry of the display, Esther Rantzen ran up brandishing a rudely shaped carrot.

Kraken' Pumpkins

Kraken' pumpkins, Gromit

The age old question. What would you wish to be attacked by, a pumpkin shaped octopus or an octopus shaped pumpkin?

Tentacley speaking...

Ten things to do with a pumpkin.
1) Pumpkin pie
2) Halloween lanterns
3) err.....

Vegetarian Sushi?

Funny. I don't remember eating that

Built in the local airport, it was known as the Jack o' Lantern strip

Irene looks on at the devastation she's caused

It's easy to get confused between tentacles and melon balls

Mercedes had overcome their A-Class problems with the elk test.
Now for the Sea-Class ...

So which is it? Paully Octopus or Sick Squid?

Octopuses, octopi or octopodes? I never know, so thank goodness there's only one of them.

I didn't know whether to ask for two octopuses or two octopi, so, in the end, I asked for one, and then added a PS "Better make that two"

The ghost of Paul, being pressed to predict for Euro 2012, felt that the odds had been stacked heavily in Holland's favour

Yes children, if you don't eat your vegtables this is the monster that will come and get you!

No, it's for Oktoberfest, you fool!

Oktopusfest

OK, but I didn't want to steal any of your stupid old pumpkins, anyway

This was a hard act to follow for the Potato Exhibition.

When "Ramsey's Kitchen nightmares" came back to haunt him...

What makes you think it was thrown out of a taxi cab?

After literally seconds of deliberation, scientists decide on "Octo-kin" rather than "Pump-apus" as the name for their new creation!

They think it's uber alles, it is now!