Paper Monitor
A service highlighting the riches of the daily press.
Ah, there's some very silly stuff indeed in today's papers.
Paper Monitor is almost left feeling that there's some sort of seasonally-induced news shortage.
We'll start with the best. It's in the Sun. There should be a prize for :
"This amazing sonar image appears to show Han Solo's Star Wars spaceship the Millennium Falcon at the bottom of the Baltic Sea."
The man who found it says: "I have never seen anything like it." Well, yes, that's what one might have assumed.
Then in the Sun and elsewhere there's the while out running in Montana. And the , again in more than one paper.
And what about because the bells on their boots break a ban on music.
The Daily Mail suggests that a British .
If only we had a name for this seasonally-induced news shortage.