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Tony Hart-stopping

It’s also the record for the maximum number of idiots in any one place (excluding the Houses of Parliament)

The Middletons prepare to take action over more embarrassing pictures.

On track to turn into something special!

Fairground ride causes unprecedented number of art attacks.

Is this the end o' Morph?

All Morph's friends dared to ride the roller coaster, but only one was brave enough to admit to voting Lib Dem.

It’s also the world record for the most people wearing Morphsuits vomiting in any one place at any one time

Poor Morph was frightened out of his skin

You must be THIS stupid to go on this ride dressed like that

Flash-morphing?

Wait till they see this on the Domesday project in 25 years time

Multi-coloured knuckle ride

"Computer-generated family" take a day out from Downing Street.

White knucklehead ride

The new rollercoasterometer shows the expected share of votes at the next general election.

I chose the yellow suit as I thought I might be ill on the ride

Another rollercoaster ride for the coalition government !!

When crayons go bad...........

Mighty Morph-in Power Rangers take over bid

'Allo, Morph

The PM insists that, despite there ups and downs, the government is still on track !!

Unison staff suddenly realise that the new deal includes a change of cabin unifom

Well, my suit didn't start out yellow

My name's Richard - Morphy Richard

"OK. But SOMEONE opened the box, and it wasn't me."

Morphies in the Underworld

Aardman Animation staff enjoy a day out

Riders suffered minor cuts when a rollercoaster stunt went wrong.
First Aid boxes were found to be empty.
One rider is qouted as saying,
"We don't want to cause a plaster scene" !!!

"Well what about this one David? At the end of the ride whichever candidate can stand up is the winner. "

Metamorphosick

Unfortunately, the park visitors hadn't been told that Dulux were making an advert that day

Jelly Teenagers

Red and yellow and Pink and Blue,
Now we're all feeling Green......

Quentin Tarantino – the early years..

L. S. Lowry's "Roller Coaster" (detail)

Rainbow Alliance demonstrate carbon reduction transport measures.

The Avatars couldn't understand why their ancestors were so against the human invasion...

Auditions for the new Avatar film seem to confirm an emphasis on live action rather than CGI .

IBM had really surpassed themselves this time.

Great minds JimmyG!

...and after 236 rides, the participants were feeling a bit worse than just green.

Reservoir Morphs

Play! D'oh!

"Who said a degree in media studies was a waste of tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime."

Do we have a Mr Ool Yu riding with us today?

Morphscrew Rollercoaster

The Bin Laden Appreciation Society was holding a wake

Morphton Towers

Mr and Mrs Chameleon were struggling to blend in

Proof that pukey is only skin deep

For their fancy dress theme park visit, the staff of the ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ had come as one of Noel Edmonds' old cardigans

Mars are recalling all bags of Skittles following unforseen side effects.

The Crayola picnic was always a colourful affair.

"Thank heavens I bought the morph suit design with unlimited mouth opening."

As the G's increased, the blues were turning green.

Your sick-bag's broken? So's my colostomy bag!

Park visitors flagrantly ignore the "You have to be GREEN to go on this ride" sign.

The invasion of the Avatar AGM had its ups and downs

Makers of the latest Final Destination movie insisted that a return to traditional 3D techniques would not impair anyone's enjoyment of the film.

Is this what is meant by a prism break out?

Sign post at gate: "You must be one of these colours to ride."

Proof that Skittles really do Ride the Rainbow.

"Network Rail regret - this service is suspended."

Now I understand why you wore the brown morphsuit Jeff

I'm feeling blue...You're yellow...I'm green with envy...we've heard it all, ma'am.

Please do not adjust your Monitor.

From a distance, it looked as if hundreds and thousands were visiting that day

Celebrities on day out take precautions after failure of super injunctions.

Passengers ignore the "Do not travel by train during an earthquake" sign

Paint-roller coaster

Next stop, Kettering. I repeat. Next stop, Kettering. This service terminates at Crewe.

Oh no, Mr. Creosote's just exploded on the rollercoaster in front

"The motion of the Blue party is that we all get off now. What's your second preference?"

Pantone staff day out.

Shall we go on the colour wheel next?

At Disneyland Paris, staff wonder why the burqa's been banned, but Morphsuits are OK ...

The Duchess of York begins to realise she should have been more suspicious when William offered to book the train to Westminster Abbey for her

Steven Moffat began to suspect the Attack of the Colourmen just wasn't scary enough

Despite reassurances from the others, Wallace and Gromit bottled it.

Drayton Manor had painted the ride in a new colour scream

Unfortunately, the water chute had to be stopped after someone contaminated it with Dulux

Everyone was all white when the ride was over

Some people will do anything to hide their goosebumps

Morph ool them

See mum! See dad! And you said a degree in Media Studies was a waste of time.

Oh no! It's got to be another stupid Sony Bravia advert.

Persil's latest advert tries to demonstrate how colours stay separate even in a washing-machine

Let's all eat a sherry trifle on the roller coaster, you said ...

In attempt to cut jounrney times, network rail have annouced new plans to remove the roofs from their trains so that passengers may jump out whilst the train is moving. High impact body suits (in fashionable colours) prevent passengers from injurying themselves if they were to be impaled on church spires or greenhouses.

During the Mr. Men day out, only Mr Vomit enjoyed himself

Hermione Granger was enjoying herself at Drayton Manor, "Colour Chartus Vivus!"

L.S. Lowry was dismayed to learn he had no more black paint left

I suppose even superheroes need a day out sometime

Why o why didn't I choose the brown morphsuit?

Those damned pigeons must have been eating psychedelic mushrooms

The winners of the paintballing session enjoyed a day out at Drayton Manor

'The British Economy' for dummys.

The United Nations representatives enjoy a day out at Drayton Manor

Suddenly all the air bags activated