Your Letters
not a splinter. It's 25cm long. That's a stick.
Karl, Coventry
Was I the only one who saw this headline: Cornwall speech therapy pilot gets £250K, expecting some strange industrial tribunal case?
Graham, Hayle
Another excellent example of nominative determinism. Reminds me of the woman who complained that one end of her sausage was empty, the butcher told her that in the current economic climate it was difficult to make both ends meat!
Nick Henderson, Balmalcolm, Scotland
Re: Staying on BST all year. If we do this, we here in the UK, the home of Greenwich Mean Time, will never actually be on GMT!
Jon, London
Re "Australian town becomes SpeedKills in safety campaign". A few year ago, I visited Kilmore, Victoria. There was a hospital there. Yes. The Kilmore Hospital.
Dave Moore, Par, Cornwall, England
In an FA Cup match report, we read that "Joe Hart ". How exactly did he do that? And if the goal was absent, I wonder where it went? (Perhaps that is what needed to be exposed.)
Vi, Berlin, Germany
No picture! How will the counting monitorites cope?
Paul, Croydon
I'm looking forward to Paper Monitor reporting splashed across the front page of The i, thereby kicking off a whole new round of Drunk Girl letters to Monitor. I'll get me carry-out.
Rik Alewijnse, Feering, UK