Weekly Bonus Question
Welcome to the Weekly Bonus Question.
Each week the news quiz 7 days 7 questions will offer an answer. You are invited to suggest what the question might have been.
Suggestions should be sent using the COMMENTS link below. And since nobody likes a smart alec, kudos will be deducted for predictability in your suggestions.
This week's answer is FOLLOWED IN A LORRY ON THE FIRST PUB OUTING.
UPDATE 1620 BST: The correct question is... What did Bill Turner's wife, Tracy, do when he took his zebra for a drink?
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At 5th Jun 2009, Donald Barker wrote:Joanna Lumley was too late for the main annual reunion of the Ghurka Regiment, but..........
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At 5th Jun 2009, Mike wrote:How did Hazel Blears get out of Salford?
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At 5th Jun 2009, Dyeb wrote:Bill Turner rode to his local on a Zebra but how did the monkey get there?
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At 5th Jun 2009, David wrote:Where did the minister keep his blank expense claim forms ? They ....
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At 5th Jun 2009, charlescragg wrote:How did Gazza transport cash on his most recent departure fron The Priory?
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At 5th Jun 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:What do the ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ do with the left over License Fee money?
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At 5th Jun 2009, TooSensible wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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At 5th Jun 2009, Helenepitpony wrote:My old man said I should have done what?
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At 5th Jun 2009, robindover wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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At 5th Jun 2009, virtualfang wrote:What did Obama's secret service agents do with the 3rd Airborne Regiment's Coach after it left Omaha beach?
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At 5th Jun 2009, virtualfang wrote:What did James Purnell do after he had sent his ministerial chauffer packing.
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At 5th Jun 2009, virtualfang wrote:What happened to David Cameron's bike when the tories left to celebrate the county council results?
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At 5th Jun 2009, virtualfang wrote:REporter ' Sparky Johnson, you were the first civilan to land on the beaches on D-Day How did it happen?'
Sparky ' Well the Yanks said Com'on we got some Nylons for your wife and daughter, so we just..............
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At 5th Jun 2009, baggie-nutter wrote:Gordon Brown was so upset at the hammering his party had taken in the council elections that he arranged a team-bonding exercise with his cabinet colleagues. Gordon left first and the others ...
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At 5th Jun 2009, grooverHeliboy wrote:As Gordon Brown left No 10 in his replacement car a robin reliant,the newly formed cabinet
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At 5th Jun 2009, expat-spur wrote:When Lawrence employed the landlord for The King's Head his partner....
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At 5th Jun 2009, helen2383 wrote:zebra
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At 5th Jun 2009, klmarchant23 wrote:When Gordon Brown was convinced to step down, he was...
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At 5th Jun 2009, timnews wrote:Headache tablet salesmen ........FOLLOWED IN A LORRY ON THE FIRST PUB OUTING
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At 5th Jun 2009, brillrugby wrote:how did Aussie find out about Andrew Symonds drinking problems?
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At 5th Jun 2009, brillrugby wrote:How did Gregs deliver John Prescott all of his pies?
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At 5th Jun 2009, archstinker wrote:How did the English Cricket Team overcome a shortage of Taxis
in the West Indies ?
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At 5th Jun 2009, Julia Hammonds wrote:The first elephant-back pub crawl was expected to go well, but in case of unexpected deposits, his keeper and a shovel..........
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At 5th Jun 2009, SamanthaMcDonough wrote:Boris Johnson cycled as usual but his car
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At 5th Jun 2009, irwin_winterchest wrote:How did Michelle Obama accompany her husband on his tour of Bavarian Beer festivals?
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At 5th Jun 2009, LeipzigBrit wrote:Sir Peter Viggers' ducks had come to the sorry conclusion that all the media attention had been about their modestly-priced pavilion, so they were secretly pleased when after turning to drink they were what?
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At 5th Jun 2009, suz_bath wrote:A faulty boiler would not keep him away. George and Henry set off excitedly, Thomas...
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At 5th Jun 2009, Eddie-george wrote:How did Eton College honour a promise to parents that gcse students would not go missing after their final exams?
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At 5th Jun 2009, Andky910 wrote:What did the week's crop of former Cabinet Ministers do when someone suggested going for a beer but they could not all fit in the car? They...
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At 5th Jun 2009, Dougie wrote:How does the average A-level student celebrate the end of their exams?
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At 5th Jun 2009, bigredminingman wrote:While Prince Charles headed off to the Normandy beaches in first class comfort, The Queen ....
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At 5th Jun 2009, bigalmk wrote:Which way, pray, was gay, they say, pursued by dray?
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At 5th Jun 2009, The-Shed-Bar wrote:The England cricket team travelled by luxury coach and enjoyed a few beers on the way to the ground. But how were Freddie Flintoff's beer cans transported?
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At 5th Jun 2009, BanksySan wrote:Obesity in the elderly is requiring a rethink in their mobility devices. How did the OAP cake eating club tackle this?
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At 5th Jun 2009, sportytoffeeboy wrote:Prince Edwards bodyguards were asked to maintain a lower profile during his recent trip to Canada after the first few days. Was this because they had:
A. Dressed as Red Indians?
B. Rode Harley Davidson 'Hogs'?
C. Followed in a lorry on the first pub outing?
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At 5th Jun 2009, McLaren MP4-4 wrote:Susan Boyal was the surprise new edition to the Girls Aloud line up but she could not fit in the limo to their first gig. How did she get there?
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At 5th Jun 2009, _Mercutio_ wrote:After a successful general election and with the car in for an M.O.T. David Cameron ensured that, whilst he made the journey by bicycle, his documents and briefcase...
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At 5th Jun 2009, Kitwemiller wrote:the chicken refused to cross the road but...........
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At 5th Jun 2009, scourgeofsevencords wrote:Gordon Brown saved the world and his cabinet
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At 5th Jun 2009, Jeremy wrote:Using her new NHS hearing aid, Maude distincly heard the man utter the words "Swallowing a lolly with a thirst and shouting". What did he actually say?
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At 5th Jun 2009, U14018189 wrote:How did Gordon Brown tag along to Jacqui Smith's ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ Office leaving do now no-one will sign off any MP expenses?
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At 5th Jun 2009, Wimps1 wrote:Susan Boyle.....
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At 5th Jun 2009, omegapoisonivy wrote:The whole cabinet
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At 5th Jun 2009, Jeremy wrote:Times are clearly hard at Anfield with over £36M being paid in interest on loans.
Cut backs have meant that post season social gatherings have been somewhat austere. Not only have the venues for such events been chosen for their value, rather than their kudos, but the players have been required to make their own way there (albeit in their Bentleys & Ferraris), and the coaching staff ..........
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At 5th Jun 2009, shauncrowther wrote:After YET another Minister had resigned from the Cabinet and left Downing Street a furious Gordon Brown...................
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At 5th Jun 2009, Jeremy wrote:Earlier today it was revealed what the drink related incident was that caused Andrew Symonds to be sent home ahead of the World Twenty20. Apparently when Team Australia left in the team coach for a pre-match celebration, Symonds was left behind in the hotel. In the absence of any other form of transport he ........
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At 5th Jun 2009, higgg100 wrote:What did Bill Tracey's wife do to transport the zebra after the journey?
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At 5th Jun 2009, excellentmad_hatter wrote:Where was David Cameron's briefcase this time?
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At 5th Jun 2009, Martin Herbert wrote:So how exactly did the three wise men use the star to get to the stable ?
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At 5th Jun 2009, Aonghas_Teuchter wrote:What happened to the motorway service station manager after admitting his previously hidden homosexuality in the boozer?
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At 5th Jun 2009, Jim Hewitt wrote:Susan Boyle lost another talent contest. She came in 2nd place, once again to a dance troupe with a random name. What was it?
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At 5th Jun 2009, Mighty Quinn wrote:In order to remain inconspicuous Barak Obama's security team did what when he toured Germany?
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At 5th Jun 2009, 123oleary wrote:THE PIES FOLLOWED IN A LORRY ON THE FIRST PUB OUTING
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At 5th Jun 2009, peterbradford wrote:Bill Turner rode to the pub on a zebra named Zebedee. What did his wife Tracy do?
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At 5th Jun 2009, kayteeJ wrote:Having successfully loaded up the newly opened "wandering watering hole" the staff.........
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At 5th Jun 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:Although a 27-year old homosexual man, Simon had not yet come out of the closet to his parents. He decided to tell them his secret over a meal at The Rose & Crown. His truck driving partner Norman......
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At 5th Jun 2009, Dave wrote:What form of travel did Peter Tatchell select after declaring that the Red Lion was out of the closet?
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At 5th Jun 2009, MexicanIan wrote:How did all the Labour Councillors left in the country go to their post-election jolly with Gordon?
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At 5th Jun 2009, luckybiscuits wrote:What did the Queen insist that Harry and Wills did on a recent night out on the razz to ensure she kept her street cred in tact?
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At 5th Jun 2009, megalite wrote:EDDIE STOBART
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At 5th Jun 2009, Longmemoryman wrote:Alan Sugar had a nice day out. He was conveyed in his Rolls to get an 'enterprize' job from Gordon Brown. Sir Alan had his remaining apprentices in tow. As a task for the program, they had to make their own arrangements, so they...
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