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" I wonder if this Kama Sutra thingy makes more sense if you read it upside-down? "

It's fairly stable if we stay like this.

Never mind the banana peel, I've just seen a mouse!

It's a Swedish thing

Ride of the Val-Ikea-ries

Julie simply couldn't wipe the counter with her feet like any normal person usually does.

"Mamma Mia" was one thing, but I think this is taking the 'Swedish inspiration' thing a bit too far!

After several hours Tracey and Tiffany were starting to wonder just how long it should take Wayne the fitter to find that missing fixing bracket.

Geneticists clone a chameleon and a plastic seat; early testing implies hilarious results at dinner parties...

It's an old Swedish saying: If you can't stand the feet, get out of the kitchen

"Brown-paper packages tied up with string"... more like cardboard boxes, I have to say.

Take that Nigella!

In an effort to save time, the Swedish olympic gymnastic team warm up whilst performing ordinary household chores

She's my flatpack mate.

The search for the tin-opener enters a new phase.

Once again Britain's chances of gymnastic gold were hampered by the less than ideal training venue.

A mime is a terrible thing to baste

Cirque de Soleil was never the same after Health & Safety officers had had their way.

The Swedish contribution to the International Space Station.

It ain't over till the flat lady spins.

The Iron Chefs from Sweden ratchet up the competition

IKEA's new range: Ulrika-ka-kabinets

"You know, I'm still not sure "The Flatpack of the Opera" really works..."

The new Yoga class found the extractor fan very useful following the more "stretchy" positions...

If Heineken did Kitchens.............

It's no good, the holes still don't line up

And when they screamed "Bork! Bork! Bork!" several glasses of loganberry wine spilled in the audience

Britain's Got Talent, In The Kitchen, the surprise hit of 2009

Are the little pencils up there? I can't find them down here.

Well, what did you think of that performance by the Swedes John?

Straight out of the top-drawer Mike.

Ramsey's (Wife's) Kitchen Nightmares

I keep telling Harry we need a family room, but will he listen?

Too many cooks......hog the counter-top and generally get under your feet.

Is it soup yet?

The Great Balderinis new trapeze act got off to a bad start..

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The twins had only one hour to complete the challenge, but had actually never been told how to boil an egg..

John Prescott has agreed to appear in the fatpack version

Their efforts to get little Billy to eat his peas were growing more desperate

Kitchen sink drama

Bob popped to his local Ikea to pick up something swedish for his new flat.

Health and Safety would never let her stand on my kitchen units like that

"I'm so glad we opted for the integrated foot spa."

Ikea Barbie

When blondes try to interpret assembly instructions

Actually, the opera was to have been set in a mythological world inhabited by Wagernian heroes, but, when he heard that B&Q in Wembley was shutting, it was too good a chance to miss

I think its safe to say, Birgitta, that we cant fly..

Cosy Pan Tutti-Frutti

The Magimix Flute

Ingrid proudly showed off her tap dancing skills.

And, as my assistant is demonstrating, the grill is indeed eye-level

Sweden were tipped to take gold in the 2010 Build Your Own Olympic Village event.

Are you sure you read the instructions right?

Verruca turns into midget woman.

Astronauts at the International Space Station find cooking in zero gravity trickier than expected.

OK Helga, you try the flip and landing now

Following the instructions just made the assembly more difficult.

"Their performance bought the house down"

When Bauhaus met loony bin.

Soap opera

I said I wanted live yoghurt.

Heard the one about two blonde tapdancers?
One fell off the sink.

Snap, crackle, pop, and that's just my spine!

Who put the kitsch in kitchen?

IKEA, therefore I am

The recipe SHOULD have said "kneed the dough"...

"I'm just following the instructions and it says u-bend."

The first draft of 'Porridge' wasn't a hit with the ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ commissioning editors.

This year, we're staging Wagner's "The Masterfitters of Nuremberg"

When OCD hand and feet washers collide.

I don't understand it either Marilyn, but the instructions say we must use this wrench with our feet.

I think we'd better adjust that ruddy extractor fan

Nuts women in the kitchen are an optional extra

Never mind Hazel Blears, THIS is how to turn your back on the cabinet.

The latest Lara Croft adventure was criticised for begin a tad too domesticated

Some RADA students misunderstood when they were told to put on a "kitchen sink drama".

Peter Stringfellow's kitchen showed he had clearly forgotten to take back the empties

Anna and Karin interpreted the "keep your dirty feet off my clean floor" request from their mum in slightly different ways..

News of the innovative foot-operated kitchen appliances had not filtered through to the fitting department.

How long do you have to leave that verruca gel on before it's dry?

I'll say one thing about IKEA fitters - they really are fit

When singing for your supper just isn't good enough anymore

Wait, I've misread the recipe - it says yoghurt, not yoga

How to be a Domestic Bodice

All the cast were so young, they couldn't remember when DFS didn't have a sale on

Elle's Kitchen

Maria always had difficulty hitting a high C, whilst Sophie concetrated on her bass range.

Crayfish Tails of Hoffman

Savoy Cabbage Opera

It wasn't from IKEA, you could tell it was counterfeit.

It was so much easier building MFI

The two girls didn't actually do any fitting - their job was to think up stupid Swedish-sounding names for all the units

Gym'll Fit It

Hang on in there, I'll try and make it to the thinners. Why on earth did he have to varnish the floor when he knew today was our pilates session?

Part of the opera included tap dancing.

9) Fold soprano B until feet touch counter A.

When happy feet strike

The new edition of the Swedish ergonomist's handbook had some illustrations printed upside-down.

" Are you sure that's what Uddevallavarvet means ? "

"The opera really captures the complexities of the Instruction sheet" said the Spokesperson.