Your Letters
15:12 UK time, Thursday, 11 September 2008
It's thankless lamented A Motion
Not meaning to cause a commotion
It's not just a rhyme,
But a moment in time
When poets require devotion.
Candace, New Jersey, US
There was an old poet called Motion,
Who sought royal love and devotion,
The Queen as his muse,
Was really bad news,
And so he made a great commotion
Alan, New York
There once was a poet called Motion
Who kicked up a stinking commotion:
"My job's really hateful,
The Queen is ungrateful,
I may as well jump in the ocean."
Rachael
Monitor: And so on ad infinitum.
Amazing how the very anaemic-looking chld on the becomes a healthy pink in the article on cord blood - well done ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ, superb SFX.
Janet Hayes, Pontypool, Wales
According to your , impact rounds are "to be aimed at the target's belt buckle, so avoiding the more vulnerable parts of the body". Not by much.
Paul T, Manchester, UK
Re Paper Monitor: I think a new and possibly apt name for the Large Hadron Collider might be LAST - Large Apocalyptic Scientific Thingy
Stig, London, UK
Paper Monitor, may I suggest to you (albeit in a delayed fashion) that you explain CERN in the manner that I and several other previously self-respectingly sixth formers explained it to the rest of the school. Take two students, send them running in different directions and have them crash, simultaneously setting off party poppers and throwing glitter, just in front of the headmaster, preferably making a big crash behind said headmaster's head. Works a treat, and disguises the fact that, A2 level physicists we may be, we don't know it in much more detail than that.
Louise, Surrey
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