Your Letters
16:14 UK time, Wednesday, 9 April 2008
If Stonehenge was once , we can only hope they specialised in hernias.
Nigel Macarthur, London, England
Re . Why? Did they think Knut was a teddy bear? He's a born predator, for Pete's sake.
Ellie Bennett, Edinburgh, UK
Re This says it all. Not to mention the massive drop in sales of fat ties with giant knots and hair gel that will ensue as their commission dwindles.
Stuart, London
Re : Did it run into a wonderwall?
Paul Greggor, London
Re - where oh where is Punorama when we need it?
Sarah, Uxbridge
Is this an example of the ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ dumbing down? "Lunt... has been repeatedly targeted by vandals who change the 'L' to a 'C'." Surely anyone who knows even a smattering of the English language doesn't need this explained?
Chris G, London
just keep getting younger, don't they?
Dave Godfrey, Swindon
Paper Monitor obviously isn't a big Eastenders fan. The Brannings, with their two snotty children and bland personalities are supposed to be representative of the young successful couple. Apparently Tanya (the yummy mummy who runs her own salon) is only 31...
J, London
Dear Paper Monitor,
didn't Colin count? The funniest line I remember was him shouting "I'm not a bloody yuppie".
Ed, Clacton, UK
"But despite predictions that a price slump will spell doom for house porn TV programming, Phil and Kirstie need not look for new jobs just yet," says Paper Monitor. I wonder what set of statistics were extrapolated to make that fact...
A face in the crowd, Maidstone, Kent
Surely the ducks in prison would've been up before the Beak.
JFK, UK
How does Boris Johnson tell a from an agnostic one?
Mark, Reading
How can be one of the nation's favourite landmarks? The picture is St Stephen's Tower and Big Ben is the bell, which few people have seen. I'll get my anorak.
Jonathan Jones, London
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