Your Letters
15:57 UK time, Thursday, 11 October 2007
There story of the on the crashed lorry contains a classic comment. The SPCA spokesperson says of the chickens 'many of them could be in shock and may die'. Elsewhere the article says they were on their way to the chicken processing factory. Need I say more?
Paul Tugwell, Rochdale, UK
Has someone from The Telegraph begun working at MMHQ? I only ask as I noted your choice of 'the one' to head your Polish Perspectives feature.
Dylan, Reading, UK
Despite clicking the following link with anticipation, I found no mention of ....oh well.
Jay, Southend, Essex
If the papers have run out of Beatle references for Paul McCartney's divorce, how about 'Would you walk aawy from a fool and his money?'
John Whapshott, Westbury, England
Can anyone working at the ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ please explain why the alternative text for your image featuring the England rugby team reads "Look, men tickling"? I know I've only ever played on the wing but I was under the impression scrums were about strength and technique rather than making the opposition laugh.
Paul, St Neots
Joe, Manchester (Wednesday's letters). If the escalators are traveling at a constant speed and gravity is accelerating your fall, you must eventually go faster than the escalator - unless something keeps slowing you down, like everytime you hit the steps. Why not try it out and let us know the answer from hospital.
Doug, Berkhamsted
Regarding Kevin Peters' suggestion about being a postman in December ((Wednesday's letters). If being a postman is any thing like being a paperboy (which I suspect is to a slight degree), then December is the best time of year to be one. Christmas tips and two paid days of annual leave (Christmas Day and Boxing Day) were the highlight of my year. Of course continuing the round in January was a lot harder, the same cold weather and dark mornings and an 11 month wait until the next set of Christmas tips.
DS, Bromley, England
Please, please, please can we have a regular feature for "10 things we already this time last week"?
Adam, London, UK
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