Your Letters
I can't believe I got there first. Enjoy the
Andy, London
There is a Facebook group all for you - ... because what the Monitor wants, the Monitor gets.
Rosie K, Sheffield, UK
Does "" count as an all-noun headline or is some pedant going to say that phone-in isn't a real noun?
Mike, Newcastle upon Tyne
"" are fossils and are therefore made not of bone but of stone. So can someone explain to me how the Chinese are able to make soup out of them?
MJ Simpson, Leicester, UK
Thanks a bunch for reminding me of Mr Noseybonk, Paper Monitor. As long as I can stop myself from thinking about Timothy Claypole then my childhood nightmares won't return... aargh, too late!
Steph, Toronto
Re the Jade Goody mini-quiz. Almost 80% of Magazine readers got it wrong. I'm proud of you guys. Who cares, anyway?
Caroline Brown, Rochester, UK
I eat crisp sandwiches. I'm guessing they didn't those.
Vicky Stiles, St Annes-on-sea, UK