Your Letters
16:50 UK time, Thursday, 31 August 2006
No Paper Monitor until after 2pm today! Is it that PM has been too busy trying out the various fashion tips to get any work done?
Jay, NE Wales
We have the truth! Paper Monitor must be a woman (not a gay man, not a piece of computer software etc). Read today's PM and at the end it says that her "Christmas party outfit" is sorted - what kind of non-female would say that?
Adrian, China
Can I nominate '' as today's most confusing headline?
Craig MacKenzie, Glasgow
I would either like to live for ever or have a letter published by Magazine Monitor - whichever comes first....
Wen, Horsham, England
In Thursday's mini-quiz. about the number of Morris Marinas still on the road, I was rather disappointed by the absence of "Too Many" as an option. I suppose it would have been the clear winner.
Andrew Collyer, Rainham, Kent
Re: . The ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ report quotes an eyewitness saying she saw smoke and there was a strong smell of burning in the air. Where would we be without these insights?
Jim Ringer, Norwich, England
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