They're Going To Skin Me Alive
Tomorrow is a big day for the ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ Radio Scotland website. By lunchtime we should have unveiled the new look and we hope you'll find it easier to navigate your way around the different bits of content.
I've been told, however, that I shouldn't try to update this diary tomorrow morning because they have to move it from one server to another. In fact I got a visit from our New Media producer Carol Duncan today and she told me that I was going to be "reskinned".
This is timely because I can barely fit into my existing skin and I'm sure a new skin would make me look thinner.
Alas, no. It's all about the frames that sit around different parts of the website. This diary is to get a new one.
That means I ought to go back to my gym which I've been boycotting because it is owned by Duncan Bannantyne. He was quoted this week as saying that fat people are lazy and you should think twice if you were going to employ people like that.
Charming. I might never waddle through the doors of his establishment again.
At least, not until they grease the door-frame.