Rule The School
So, tomorrow (Wednesday) I go back to school. I'm heading to Elgin High, our school, where I'm swapping jobs for the day with head master Andy Simpson. It was one of those ideas I agreed to way back before Christmas when January seemed like a century away.
To make matters worse, Andy and I are appearing live on the show to talk about the experience. By that time I hope to have dished out a few dozen punishment exercises.
Just the thought of going back to school brings bad lots of bad memories. Have I packed my lunch? Yikes, I forgot to wash my P.E. kit...and yes, sir, the dog really did eat my homework.