Judgement day looms
Aaargh!! OK. OK.  Breathe... In.. Out.. And relax. Ok. Let's calm down and take a moment to just let the news sink in. This Monday, as in three days time, roughly 76 hours from now, the Gardeners' World crew will descend on the clump of wild enchanted goblin forest, that started out life as a neat vegetable patch. Hmm. Great.
To be fair, I have known for a while that a catch-up visit was inevitable, but I'd been in denial, wondering if I could offer them a charcoal sketch of the patch as substitute for actually filming it. But no. The filming is booked. The call sheet is typed out, and I've stocked up on biscuits for the crew. So alas, there's no going back.
The reason why I'm slightly worried is the patch is in a little disarray; the beetroot have been thinned out to allow them to plump up, and I haven't dared pull one up yet, in case I'm too premature, the leaves are pretty straggly and have definitely been nibbled. The carrots are my favourites, but even they've got slightly out of control and I need to dig up every other one to give the remainders a chance to grow.
The broccoli is huge but looks like the leaves have been attacked with pinking shears by some insect seamstress making ball gowns for her hundred insect daughters. The tomatoes are wildly overgrown and may be coming down with blight, and my butternut squash peacefully passed away sometime last month.
Apart from that, it's all ticketyboo! I'll will fill you in next week on how it went. Finally, I took some carrots into Radio 1 to give to my team live on air. Despite mocking their diminutive size (I really have bred the Kylies of the carrot world) they were impressed by the sweetness.
I rather grandly called it "Carrot Wednesday" and hope it becomes a regular feature. Or maybe not.
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