Congratulations! It's a... tomato
Ok, so what's the deal with white spiders? In all my 24 years (showbiz age obviously) on this planet, I've never really come across these weird creatures before. Yet every time I venture down to grab a couple of carrots I'm confronted by them hanging out amongst the greenery.
They're the supermodels of the arachnid world, with their unfeasibly long, slender legs and pale transparent little bodies. They make me jump every time they sashay through the undergrowth in my direction. Not that I'd ever dispose of them of course. I'm loving all of God's creatures at the moment, apart from ants obviously.
Yesterday, when studying the tomato plants, I managed to suppress my girly instinct to shriek and leg it on spotting a bee; instead I watched, fascinated as the stripy fella did its work on the tomato flowers. Its hard work paid off as the plants are blooming and now, to my joy, seem to be bearing lots of little baby toms!
It's amazing how things seem to just spring up magically... I was scrutinising the plants for any fruit action just a couple of days ago and there was no sign of anything, then all of a sudden -Â ta-daa! Loads of juicy babies! Very excited. All I need now is to grow my own basil and avocado and buy a buffalo to milk, and I can make my favourite tricolour salad.
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