Jinsy Report #5
Today's the final day of joyous japes commemorating 40 glorious cycles of The Great He (Jinsy Praise Him!). Unfortunately the Hands-across-Jinsy event, in which the entire island was due to link hands around the coast, has been cancelled due to an outbreak of Clammy Hand Flu. Residents should now bend quietly in the Innoculation Booths at Rintels Point and brace themselves for Nurse Bryan.
Tonight local folk dribbler Melody Lane performs a rare walking concert along the Tezzer cliffs using Mr. Gerrit's Dog Tannoy, who achieves "high definition sound amplification" by strapping speakers to 'Jenni', 'Pops' and 'Weezle-Boy', his three short-haired terriers. The dogs will be enticed along the more difficult sections of the cliffs with New All-improved CHUMMY-CHUNKS, the canine crunch-biscuit with genuine poultry livers! The event is being sponsored by New All-improved CHUMMY-CHUNKS, the canine crunch-biscuit with genuine poultry livers! Thanks to everyone who's taken part in the week's celebrations. And remember, if you do have a dog, why not try New All-improved CHUMMY-CHUNKS, the canine crunch-biscuit with genuine poultry livers!?
Here's to another 40 cycles of the Great He (Jinsy Praise Him!).
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Comment number 1.
At 7th Mar 2010, John Mounfield wrote:The pilot episode of This is Jinsy was fantastic! Please can we have a whole series of these programmes?
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At 20th Apr 2010, Stpeh wrote:I absolutly loved Jinsy! It such an original show! Please give us MORE!!!!
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