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Comedy Dave | 17:33 UK time, Tuesday, 8 August 2006


Crikey, It’s already more than a week since I last wrote in my computer diary, so I’ve been asked by Aled to update you on what’s been going on which I’m sure you’ll find of moderate interest. I’m not entirely sure why Aled decides the order of service with regards to who writes what and when. Technically it should be the responsibility of Hoop Dogg and his squadron of webgeeks, but seeing as it’s Aled’s birthday tomorrow (Wednesday), I’ve decided to write a few lines as a sort of ‘new media’ present for him.

First of all I’d like to wish Aled many happy returns and a future full of tremendous happiness. To celebrate the major milestone of him turning 30, the whole team are going out for a curry which means I’ll probably have to buy some mints later so that I don’t smell like a bhaji. I can’t actually remember the last time I ate curry for lunch. I find that it tends to be more of an evening meal, although there’s no reason why it shouldn’t be a good idea for lunch, because that’s what they do in India.

Regular visitors to Radio 1 online will have seen the photos and video stuff from the show’s jaunt down to Newquay. Unfortunately I can’t give you any exciting stories of this wild weekend, because I was in Italy at my sister’s wedding instead, but I believe everybody had a nice trip, especially Longman and Carrie who really enjoyed their time down there (in Newquay).

I might meet Chappers for a beer later on because he’s in the area to feed his friend’s cat, although it all depends on what time he rings. In terms of tea tonight I’m thinking I might have salad again because I went a bit daft on the pizza and pasta in Italy, and need to be getting back into full training for the Great North Run. I think I’ve still got some salad stuff in the fridge, but I might have to go the shop in a bit to find something to go with it.

Anyway, I’ve got to sign off now because I promised my mum I’d ring her back.

So until next time, kind thoughts to you and your crew

Dave.

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  • 1.
  • At 07:21 PM on 10 Sep 2006,
  • Hannah wrote:

hey guys love the show!
for people looking for the anteater song you can get it at the following site

lots of love Hannah x x x

  • 2.
  • At 07:05 PM on 01 Sep 2006,
  • kim wrote:

I am from the home town of rachael, (kidderminster) Just wanna say i absolutley love the show, i'm a new listner and absolutly hooked. XxX

  • 3.
  • At 03:48 PM on 29 Aug 2006,
  • billy johns wrote:

Hey moyels i sum times listen to ur show but i can remeber u being ginger have u just got older or did u dye ur hair gray
Oo please reply on air thank you love u

  • 4.
  • At 01:08 PM on 23 Aug 2006,
  • Pip wrote:

Hi Dave,

Have you ever noticed how often you use the word 'technically'.

Nice word....but there are lots of others to try.


How about 'oddly' or 'dumpling'.

Go on, give them a try ...you might find you like them.

  • 5.
  • At 11:01 AM on 22 Aug 2006,
  • Mark wrote:

How do i get hold of Anteater? It made me laugh and i want to show it to some people at work
Cheers

  • 6.
  • At 02:13 PM on 20 Aug 2006,
  • Amanda wrote:

Hi Dave,

I believe you are the comedy genius behind the Anteater / Man Eater song. I heard it a couple of Fridays ago whilst reversing my car out the drive and laughed so much that I accidentally scratched my Dad's car cos my steering went wonky. He doesnt know just yet. I am trying to find the right moment to tell him.

Please please play it again, we listen to the show every day but my finance missed it that particular day. I might tell my Dad tonight, so this could be my last ever oportunity.

Thanks for making us laugh, we are teachers and you make us laugh on the way to school,
Amanda in Southampton

  • 7.
  • At 12:40 PM on 19 Aug 2006,
  • Peter Taylor wrote:

Crystal Palace 1-0 Leeds Utd

Clinton

MORRISION

  • 8.
  • At 01:26 PM on 18 Aug 2006,
  • Amy wrote:

Dave I Love you:P

Your lifestyle is so rock 'n' roll it's unbelievable!! Good luck with the run, you'll do ok unless you keep eating curries for lunch:P
Its really wierd that when I read your blog it makes me laugh! All your talking about is your fridge being empty!:) Anyway I love the show and think your amazing, keep up the good work!

All my love Amy xxx

  • 9.
  • At 10:18 AM on 17 Aug 2006,
  • Georgina wrote:

Hi Dave, I dont like to be personal or anything, but what in the hell happened to Mrs Dave? I remember quite a big build up to your wedding, but really no mention since...i would presume that your salad would be lovingly prepared by your wife who has already been to a shop and purchased the necessary, should you still have one? a wife that is. Anyway, if im encroaching upon what you celebs call your 'private life', then my apologies for that. If said wife has departed, i would like to put myself forward as a replacement. Just a thought. Bye for now xx

  • 10.
  • At 08:17 AM on 17 Aug 2006,
  • steven brown wrote:

be still my beating heart what a time you seem to have i nearly fell asleep

  • 11.
  • At 02:13 PM on 12 Aug 2006,
  • Mathew wrote:

Wow Dave, you sure do lead one of the most exiting lives in the world! But still your blogs are really entertaining and its good to you a big star like yourself stays like us "normos". Looking forward to reading your next blog.

Stay Safe.
Mathew

  • 12.
  • At 09:31 AM on 12 Aug 2006,
  • Jim wrote:

"I believe everybody had a nice trip, especially Longman and Carrie who really enjoyed their time down there (in Newquay). "

Ha, ha. That's quite funny actually.

  • 13.
  • At 10:27 PM on 11 Aug 2006,
  • gary wrote:


Dave,
I just had to reply to your blog. I listen to the show every morning, I consider myself luck as i wake up at seven and listen to the whole show as my job envolves hours of driving.
Keep up the good work you always manage to put a smile on my face as im eatin away the miles.
anyway keep it real.

cheers

P.s is your life really as boring as your blog reads?

  • 14.
  • At 01:16 PM on 11 Aug 2006,
  • Mark wrote:

Rock n' Roll!

  • 15.
  • At 06:05 PM on 10 Aug 2006,
  • liz wrote:

Hi Dave,

I have just read the comments to your blog. And I have also been wondering if you are still with your wife. Not that it is anybodys business if you are or not but I am a real nosey parker.

If you are not then i hope you are alright and not too lonely.

If you are then I am glad and hope all is well.

Thanks for making me smile every morning!

liz xxx

  • 16.
  • At 02:01 PM on 10 Aug 2006,
  • Josh wrote:

I must say Dave this blog wasn't as boring as the other one. This is mainly bescuase you didn't waffle on about you life story. Can't wait for the next one! And good luck in your training.

  • 17.
  • At 01:49 PM on 10 Aug 2006,
  • emma wrote:

hope your mum was ok, nice blog xx

  • 18.
  • At 01:36 PM on 10 Aug 2006,
  • Vickster wrote:

Dave, what has happened to your wife? You don't talk about her anymore!!!

  • 19.
  • At 09:39 AM on 10 Aug 2006,
  • Dan Spam wrote:

Hey Dave, you almost uttered out 'Traffic' by the Stereo Mc's before for an idea of what to play on account of the bad traffic problem today.

I reckon you should link this one up in your tedious link sometime, like that track alot and you suprise me with your music taste at times!

Ta
Dan

  • 20.
  • At 09:33 AM on 10 Aug 2006,
  • Fionnuala wrote:

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.....

  • 21.
  • At 08:12 AM on 10 Aug 2006,
  • Chris wrote:

Dave,

The words stream of consciousness and verbose spring to mind.

Mundane also springs to mind!

  • 22.
  • At 08:24 PM on 09 Aug 2006,
  • Kirsten wrote:

Where is anteater? It's 'ant'tastic! I need to play it to the ants in my kitchen to scare them away!

  • 23.
  • At 06:24 PM on 09 Aug 2006,
  • Adrian Quayle wrote:

Hey Dave,
Thanks for another blog - your blogs have huge entertainment value because they are so mundane...I think the update about your tea for the day or tomorrow should be a regular part of the blog. Keep up the great work with the show entertaining the eight millions. :)

  • 24.
  • At 03:48 PM on 09 Aug 2006,
  • Lucy wrote:

I love the show. It always makes me smile.

Longman looks very different to how I'd imagined him to be... actually, he's quite attractive!

Happy birthday Aled xx

  • 25.
  • At 02:13 PM on 09 Aug 2006,
  • dave wrote:

hehe Dave i have no idea why you are funny or why i am sat at my desk laughing at what is in your fridge but i am!

  • 26.
  • At 02:02 PM on 09 Aug 2006,
  • Anthony wrote:

Dave should read out his blog everytime and it could be called Dave time!!!

  • 27.
  • At 01:06 PM on 09 Aug 2006,
  • Rach wrote:

Dave your comedy never ceases to make me giggle, especially the part about the salad.

Rach x

  • 28.
  • At 12:09 PM on 09 Aug 2006,
  • Liam wrote:

Much better than your last blog Dave. Happy Birthday Aled.

  • 29.
  • At 09:25 AM on 09 Aug 2006,
  • Jacqui wrote:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALED!! My boyfriend is 30 this year and not taking it very well. You have shown him up by being so gracious about it and setting an example. After all life starts at 30 right? Have a great day x

  • 30.
  • At 08:52 AM on 09 Aug 2006,
  • Chloe wrote:

Hi Dave,
Longman did not fit in that well really, your voice is much better, his gets quite annoying after .. ooh about 5 minutes.
I'm glad your back carry on the good work lots of love
Chloe xxx

  • 31.
  • At 12:39 AM on 09 Aug 2006,
  • Mike Foster wrote:

Oh and by the way Dave, you dont need mints for a khorma you need a decent curry.......

  • 32.
  • At 12:37 AM on 09 Aug 2006,
  • Mike Foster wrote:

Muchos betteros than ur last blog that you took soooo much stick for.....you must be disappointed about missing out on Newquay.......sounds like Chris and the team had a great time without you and that Longman, Longman, Longman fitted in just nicely......sorry mate.........

  • 33.
  • At 12:17 AM on 09 Aug 2006,
  • juliet bravo wrote:


As all comments are moderated, did you have radiccio in your salad?

  • 34.
  • At 11:05 PM on 08 Aug 2006,
  • ad wrote:

Hello to you again Comedian David. I do not have the problem of an empty fridge as I happen to enjoy the delights of getting my shopping delivered from time to time. All of these foods consist of Italian or Indian cousine. I've also found that the nice man who delivers my shopping doesnt ask me if I want vouchers for schools, which is good, also.

Its great that the show has taken such a shine to sport this Summer - surfing, running and swimming, especially with a fat bloke at the helm! Aled would be proud of your latest blogcast. Happy Birthday to the Welsh one too.. I didnt know he was such a big fan of curry, dont eat too much though, as we're all rooting for you in that big north run you're doing, break a leg!

(Not literally, you understand) But in the unfortunate incident that you do break one of your legs you could always try and get condensation from one of the injury claims adverts. Ok, thats it from me.. goodbye to you, the cat and Chappers.. FIN.

  • 35.
  • At 10:43 PM on 08 Aug 2006,
  • Big Sigh Norn Iron wrote:

hi guys, great show, blogs are a bit uninteresting and also uninteresting! stick to verbal funning as opposed to the alleged written funning!
Come On The Mighty Leeds!

  • 36.
  • At 08:36 PM on 08 Aug 2006,
  • wrote:

Great Blog and Happy Birthday to Aled.

  • 37.
  • At 07:58 PM on 08 Aug 2006,
  • James wrote:

Dave, as I read your blog I couldn't help but think that making stuff up would probably be the way to go. Y'know, something along the lines of "in my guise as an agent of the Crown, I managed to coincide my trip to Italy for my sister's wedding with the single-handed foiling of a major international terrorist threat headed up by a race of alien-human hybrid supermen" rather than "I think I've got some salad stuff in the fridge..." Just a thought...

  • 38.
  • At 07:54 PM on 08 Aug 2006,
  • Neilchops wrote:

Yo Dave, you've really gotta calm it down man, your rock n roll lifestyle isnt healthy man. Love the show Carrie in a wetsuit will forever be in my dreams.............ta la

  • 39.
  • At 06:48 PM on 08 Aug 2006,
  • Kate wrote:

Great blog Dave!

xXx

  • 40.
  • At 06:39 PM on 08 Aug 2006,
  • jason b wrote:

WHERE CAN I GO TO LISTEN TO "ANTEATER" (maneater) AGAIN COZ IT WAS REALLY FUNNY

  • 41.
  • At 06:06 PM on 08 Aug 2006,
  • Grant Crickmay wrote:

HI PEOPLE,THE SHOW IS THE NUTS!

PS ALWAYS HAS BEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PPS congrats on figures.

PPPS FROM A LONG TERM LISTNER.

PPPPS I WANT A CHRIS MOYLES MUG

PLEASE.

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