At last, someone else dreams a little dream of me.
But...
.. it was my friend the big hairy vet from Ireland. Good old Noel.
He texts me this morning and he says.
I had a dream about you last night, you were building a big wall around my house when I was a little boy and when I asked you why, you said,
"You'll need it one day."
However I must tell you, you are a dead loss when it comes to grouting."
Well there you are, is that his profundity or mine ? His I'm guessing.
Got to thinking about packets of seeds this morning. Is there any better value than a packet of seeds for £1.99 that will give you two hundred flowers ! ? I am thinking not.
By the way I have never used an exclamation mark followed by a question mark before but you know - I quite like it.
LOTS OF LOVE YOU SURFER DUDES.
This CLP.
Signing off.
Again.
.X.X.X.
'Ere don't forget the first tune for tomorrow night's ALL REQUEST.
Book finsished by the way. Just now.
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At 30th Apr 2009, Super Bagpuss wrote:last on that one - first on this I Hope
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At 30th Apr 2009, Manchester Calling wrote:Hey CLP,
Great news about the book,
MC x
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At 30th Apr 2009, B-sMum wrote:Happy Birthday Boleyn!!
Can't stop - back later
Beez xx
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At 30th Apr 2009, Manchester Calling wrote:Adam,
You on FB ??
MC
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At 30th Apr 2009, Adam_Webster wrote:Hi CLP
You can always grow your own flowers borrowed from Family and friends and neighbours that re-seed.
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At 30th Apr 2009, Adam_Webster wrote:Whens the book coming out can't wait to read it.
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At 30th Apr 2009, CrimboDeevs wrote:Arfternoon Chief!
I love using ? and ! together - have you never noticed before?!?!?! Ha!
Muchos grats on the book - very satisfying feeling, yes?
If anyone's ever had a dream about me, they've never told me .......
ARF: can I have 2 goes ... please ...!?!?
Basket Case - Green Day (coz I am!)
or
Maybe I'm Amazed - Paul McCartney & Wings (coz I am!)
Also, just had a call from Bingo - when I answered it, he rang off.
Bingo - wassup baby-face?!?
Deevski
x x x x
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At 30th Apr 2009, Adam_Webster wrote:Manchester
Yep I'm on FB Look for Adam
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At 30th Apr 2009, Manchester Calling wrote:Adam,
Will do , but it may have to be this evening . Thanks, MC x
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At 30th Apr 2009, Adam_Webster wrote:No Worries always happy to help out where I can with what I can.
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At 30th Apr 2009, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:Must have taken 20 mins or so from typing and posting last comment for it to come through only to find you are all on a new blog.Oh well maybe this will come through before the month is out and thats tomorrow guys and gals.So may,May bring us all that we expect of it (and a new wireless router for me pleeaaassseeeee.x)
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At 30th Apr 2009, Adam_Webster wrote:CLP
For tomorrow can I requiest Billy Idol and Mony Mony, As I will be digging out the patio and it's costing loads of Money Money!!!
Cheers
Adam
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At 30th Apr 2009, Adam_Webster wrote:Having said that becasue Monday is 'The Fouth be with you' day may be it should be something like Star 'Ship Trooper' as the first song tomorrow night.
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At 30th Apr 2009, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:My tame blackbird has just brought his shiny new babies down to show me.They are all sitting at my feet feasting on grated mozzarella,wormlike shape for them,aahhhh.x
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At 30th Apr 2009, Jakeygirl wrote:Wow, good news about the book. I'm hoping it'll be out in time for my birfday in October....
No-one ever told me they've dreamt about me either, I'm disappointed now.
Weird goings on here today, kept hearing voices saying "Help me! Somebody help me!" - Originally thought it was someone stuck in the lift, but we eventually found out it's first aid training, taken a bit too literally methinks!
JG x
PS Have started feeling a bit brighter, and have got the report out! Yippee!!
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At 30th Apr 2009, Darce wrote:Afternoon all,
Have to say CLP, I've never been able to get 200 flowers from a packet of seeds - where am I going wrong!!
Happy Birthday Boleyn Girl - hope you have a great day.
MC - what formula are you struggling with? I do excel but don't know if I would know it if its too complicated?!
Darce xx
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At 30th Apr 2009, sparklesparklytinsel wrote:Afternoon all. Just a quickie as auditors are still here (Bagpuss, this one's lovely, a nice intelligent female! - so no complaints from me this year!!)
Boleyngirl - Hippity Hoppity Happity Birthday!!
Diva, I had a call from my friend the other day and when I answered she said nothing, I could just hear a weird scratchy noise. I eventually hung up. Turned out her cat had sat on the phone and called me! Does Bingo have a cat???
ARF - Love Shack - B52's
T xxx
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At 30th Apr 2009, definitelynotinebbwanymorebeth wrote:Happy Birthday Boleyn!
Really, really quiet here at work today, the big boss is out, and no-one is sure where..........
Mind you does mean I can probably sneak off early, gotta get organised for going up to cheshire for the funeral.............anybody got a Star Trek like Transporter I could use so I don't have to drive please??
ebx
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At 30th Apr 2009, CrimboDeevs wrote:The Bingo issue - sorted!
And it wasn't a cat.
Me
x
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At 30th Apr 2009, Adam_Webster wrote:No but I've got a USB Tardis on my desk that might work,
If only I could get my hands on the Transelecitve diggery crystal I could use it with my Spectrum analyser and sonic screw driver and help you out.
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At 30th Apr 2009, definitelynotinebbwanymorebeth wrote:OOOOOoooo Tins, fab ARF - I'm with you!
ebx
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At 30th Apr 2009, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:Love shack,love shack everybody please agree with Tins and Ebs.oh and me too! x
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At 30th Apr 2009, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:Has the cat talk finished yet,my blackbirds are looking a bit wary.x
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At 30th Apr 2009, hazel_love wrote:..ah Christophe...very profound indeed...I reckon that it means you're very good at doing the 'big' things, but a little more careless about the support for the big things...or the little things...or you get someone else to look after minutiae...and hope that it's all going to get done...well, maybe that's how Noel sees you...
...what do *you* reckon?..
Anyhoo, seeds. Please get seeds that are wild flowers rather than cultured, then the flowers will blow away their own seeds to grow in other places. I'm currently after some Cat Grass.
bee-yootiful flars
love
hazel
x
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At 30th Apr 2009, definitelynotinebbwanymorebeth wrote:Thanks Adam - diggery crystals are hard to come by nowadays....
Do those USB tardis 'do' anything, t'other keeps mentioning them but he has so many things like that that don't actually have a function and sure I want to add to the pile anymore..........
ebx
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At 30th Apr 2009, Adam_Webster wrote:They keep me ammused on those long lonely days in the office where the only alternative is work!!!
The Light on the top flashes, the door opens
You can get some that are USB hubs so you can connect other USB devices to it like my Rocket Launcher.
However the Delek USB Web Cam and Microphone is the best
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At 30th Apr 2009, Adam_Webster wrote:Links as required
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At 30th Apr 2009, Super Bagpuss wrote:adam - are you actually david 10inch - if so - phone number on the way ;-)
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At 30th Apr 2009, Super Bagpuss wrote:seriously we have lots of Dr who stuff at our house - some mine - most belongs to Mr bp - I got his a tardis money box to help save for the wedding - didnt really help though
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Comment number 30.
At 30th Apr 2009, Adam_Webster wrote:I wish someone would dream about me. But I can only dream about that.
CPL If I dream about someone dreaming about me does that mean that someone is dreaming about me aka me!?!?!?
Adam
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Comment number 31.
At 30th Apr 2009, Adam_Webster wrote:SB - No Im not David 10inch, Alhtough it does beg the question what has he got that has 10 Inches?
LOL
Adam
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At 30th Apr 2009, CrimboDeevs wrote:Re FB "Look for Adam"
Errr ... there's a fair few!!
Adam - look for CLP bloggers - more lunacy on t'other side!
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At 30th Apr 2009, Super Bagpuss wrote:adam - his sonic screwdriver of course
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At 30th Apr 2009, definitelynotinebbwanymorebeth wrote:I shall have a look Adam, it's his birthday next month (his second 39th birthday) so I may relent and get him something!!!!
ebx
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At 30th Apr 2009, Adam_Webster wrote:CTD
Adam Webster
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At 30th Apr 2009, jillygoat wrote:Oh my, I nearly fell off my chair when I heard my birthday mention on the radio!!
Cheryl - thank you so much for sending that in - it cheered me up no end, I can tell you!! I've only just been able to log on to post so apologies for being so late with my thanks xx
Boleyngirl - happy birthday to you x
ChrissieS - forgot to say yesterday, thank you for your kind words x
Susan - I wish I could say my slipped disc was from swinging from a chandelier (ahem) but sadly it was nowhere near as exciting - I leaned over awkwardly to get a book from a low table. That'll learn me!
ARF - Love Shack, B52's, pretty please CLP xx
jillygoat (still smiling) xxxx
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At 30th Apr 2009, definitelynotinebbwanymorebeth wrote:Spb -
All the Dr Who stuff in ours is very def t'other's - althougth the boy has taken a liking to the remote K9 and sonic screwdriver....like father like son.......Help!
ebx
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At 30th Apr 2009, CrimboDeevs wrote:Adam
Gotcha!
Me
x
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At 30th Apr 2009, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:Well off now to try and put a smile on one or two peoples faces.
If the signal allows,will see you good peeps later.xxxx
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At 30th Apr 2009, CrimboDeevs wrote:Jillygoat
You are more than welcome! Its my mission in life to make people smile as some on here will testify ....
Now, do we push our collective luck today for our Boleyngirl???
I think we should ...... !
Me
x
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Comment number 41.
At 30th Apr 2009, dookeggs wrote:word of caution bloggers.........
Christophe nouvelle Cuisine - stated, after B-sMum's B-day, that he wouldn't be bullied by a Blog coup again!
So dispite B52's being an absolute ACE song and really would be a great ARF. To add balance and spice to the suggestions my candidate for this week is...........
For you the world waits - TINY SPARK
Quack
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At 30th Apr 2009, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:Deevs,you and me both eh!x
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At 30th Apr 2009, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:Bullying or maybe pleading,Dooks.The CLP can surely know the difference.x
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Comment number 44.
At 30th Apr 2009, Aliwesty wrote:Afternoon Each,
Busy old morning, so only just catching up!
Well done Chris on finishing the book, would you like me to proof read it, I do a lot of that?
I'll join the club of "no one has ever dreamed of me", well not that I'm aware of. I'd only want to know if he was single ;)
Well it's Friday for me, as I have my first days holiday of the year tomorrow. I'm off up noorf to visit some lovely friends, it's an annual pilgrimage as it's a bloomin long way to Lancs from Kent. Can't wait to catch up with them, stuff my face and have a good old catch up and best of all a cup of tea in bed for three mornings.
Seeds - my Mum is busy growing them at the moment, green boxes everywhere, which she lovingly tends too each day - bless her.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOLEYNGIRL xxxx
AliB
xx
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At 30th Apr 2009, CrimboDeevs wrote:Oh I forgot about the seedy issue .....
Currently at Deev Towers, we have about 30 chilli plants on the window-cill, waiting to go into grow bags in the greenhouse. He does it every year - grows far too many - then come harvest time it's "what are we going to do with all these chillis"
At least we are doing Poblano's this year - hot and big, and ripe for stuffing. Goog Mole Poblano - delish!!!
Also cherry bomb ones - de-skin, stuff with cheese and bake. Hmmmmmmmm!
Also got various edibles taking shape in the greenhouse for lotty: corn on the cobs, french/dwarf beans, sprouts, cabbages, collyflowers (sp!) ...... you know the drill.
Spuds are in. Currently munching on asparagus and radishes from lotty.
She's a good old girl really!
Love
From
Me
x
PS: get your runner beans in Whitsun week!
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At 30th Apr 2009, definitelynotinebbwanymorebeth wrote:Right, I'm gonna sneak off while no-one is looking........
Play nice over the weekend, if I ever get through to the unhelpful desk I'll pop in from home.....don't hold ya breath tho, don't want anyone passing out!!
Nicki, hope things went well today....
ebx
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Comment number 47.
At 30th Apr 2009, sparklesparklytinsel wrote:LOL Dook - one day your persistence will pay off :-)))
T xxx
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At 30th Apr 2009, dookeggs wrote:Ahhh poop! Just found out that dear little cousin and his mates (AKA Tiny Spark)were on ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ Solent on 18th April and I can't listen again because (I presume) it was over a week ago :-{ Did anyone here catch it - it was with some wifie Sally Taylor at about 9.30ish
So CLP - if ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ Solent can broadcast them - So Can You!
Quack
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Comment number 49.
At 30th Apr 2009, RobynsDad wrote:Chris I hope the proof-reading of your book is better than it is of this blog.
ARF: Satellite- The Hooters
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At 30th Apr 2009, hazel_love wrote:ARF - Ballroom Blitz - The Sweet.
...because we all like a bit of dessert...
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At 30th Apr 2009, Penny_Forem wrote:CLP - Good news on finalising the book.
ARF - She's a Lady - Tom Jones
Remember if you suspect you have swine flu, the doctor can give you some oinkment and tell you to come bacon fryday!
I'll start the car!
Penny x
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At 30th Apr 2009, DissingDave wrote:Afternoon all!
Just popping in! Happy Birthday to BG!
crazy busy of late! Please excuse my tardiness!
I have a note .... laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
DD out
PS How's you doin' Deev? ;-)
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At 30th Apr 2009, Themanfromuncle wrote:Your Royal Highness, Lord Christophemeister of Evanshiresville......
All Request Friday....
Dire Straits - The Walk Of Life.
It's some walk, this life thing.
Tobe
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At 30th Apr 2009, CrimboDeevs wrote:Afternoon Mr Dissing of Daveville
Something told me I'd hear from you today hon!
Despite last night's "result", I am doing dandy. Deev World is all pink and sparkly with a spattering of my beloved Goth black! I have Barry Manilow singing to me at the mo ... apparently he could love me, build his world around me! Get in!!!
And only 2 more sleeps til I become a singleton, albeit only for 4 days and nights!
Life, as they say, is groovy baby!
Deevah
x x x
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At 30th Apr 2009, CrimboDeevs wrote:Afternoon Tobe. Good of you to drop in!
xx
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At 30th Apr 2009, Themanfromuncle wrote:How many space cadets does it take to change a lightbulb?
12.
1 to hold the lightbulb, and 11 to spin the room round.
I'll get me coat.
;-)
Tobe
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Comment number 57.
At 30th Apr 2009, CrimboDeevs wrote:baby i want you
come come come into my arms
could this be the magic at last
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Barry!
Don'tchya just luv 'im!
Me
x
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Comment number 58.
At 30th Apr 2009, DissingDave wrote:I have no idea to what you are referring Mdme La Diva. But that's true of half time! Roll on Tuesday, hope we don't regret!
For the ARF
A standard
A true honest to goodness classic
Wilson Pickett - Mustang Sally
DD out
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Comment number 59.
At 30th Apr 2009, Themanfromuncle wrote:Joke for the kids.....
There was a bear and a rabbit walking through the woods, and they bumped into each other in a small clearing.
The Bear says to the rabbit, "excuse me Mr. Rabbit, but can I ask, do you have trouble with poo sticking to your fur?"
The Rabbit says, "No Mr. Bear, I don't".
So the bear wiped his bum on the rabbit.
Tobe
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Comment number 60.
At 30th Apr 2009, Bond007 wrote:Happy Birthday Boleyn Girl.....
Another bright a fairly sunny day here in upstate NY this morning. Supposed to be nice all day, temps in the upper 60s.
Hope you're all having a good day.
ARF: Star Wars Theme Disco Version - I think it was by Meco..... not sure though
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Comment number 61.
At 30th Apr 2009, -MoreTeaVicar- wrote:Mrs Deev-ski, put your chilli`s to good use to make chilli jam. It`s nice with loads of things. Felt really, really tired this morning, didn`t take the tablets yesterday for this diabetes thing, why, cos said tablets and booz don`t go together, so it`s one or the tuther!? Don`t think I`m going to be a good patient when it comes to diabetes.
Not blogged for a long time as I`ve been down just a bit, and I`ve no intention of filling the blog with too many of my woes or crazy thoughts!? I`ve looked into this Dignitas place in Switzerland, it`s not that expensive, which is good and has to beat jumping off a cliff. But they say suicide is a long term solution to a short term problem!?
I guess.
Anyways I`m fine now, nice day everyone.
mj x
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Comment number 62.
At 30th Apr 2009, Thunderclap wrote:It is very difficult typing with fingers crossed. I do hope Nicki gets this job
Happy Birthday Boleyn Girl - Have a good one.
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At 30th Apr 2009, Bond007 wrote:Glad you're feeling better mj.... nice to hear from you again.....
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Comment number 64.
At 30th Apr 2009, CrimboDeevs wrote:Hey MJ
Chilli jam - fab idea! And get rid of those thoughts. You have my email if you wanna chat about stuff.
And if we do chilli jam, may just send you a jar! Obv. with jam in it .. not just an empty glass jar as that would be cruel. And silly!
You'll get there lovely.
Cheryl x
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Comment number 65.
At 30th Apr 2009, Thunderclap wrote:ARF - Sultans of Swing - Dire straights (played REALLY loud)
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Comment number 66.
At 30th Apr 2009, Themanfromuncle wrote:There was a report of someone drilling a hole into the fence at the local nudist beach.
The police are looking in to it.
;-)
Tobe
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At 30th Apr 2009, dookeggs wrote:As Tobester brought the subject up.........
I have just started taking Multi Vitamin tabs to gi myself a wee helping hand and have notice that my Jobbies have started to resemble Guinness Jobbies and unfortunately i haven't had any Guinness (sorry no other brand alternatives are available!) for ages. Why would this be? (the jobbies not the reason for the lack of Guinness!)
Quack
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Comment number 68.
At 30th Apr 2009, CrimboDeevs wrote:Tobe
Have you found an old box of Christmas crackers luv?
School run ..... ??
Me
x
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Comment number 69.
At 30th Apr 2009, Super Bagpuss wrote:dook - do vitimins contain iron? thats could be the answer?
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Comment number 70.
At 30th Apr 2009, DissingDave wrote:Was watching a recorded Hells Kitchen (from Sunday I think) after the football last night, could have sworn I saw Jonny "the boy" Saunders seated at one of the tables, during one of the queen of too much black eye-liners pieces to camera. Anyone else spot it? Was I right?
DD out
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Comment number 71.
At 30th Apr 2009, DissingDave wrote:mj, hang in there!
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Comment number 72.
At 30th Apr 2009, Thunderclap wrote:Is it bad joke day today Tobes?
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Comment number 73.
At 30th Apr 2009, dookeggs wrote:Dissing - perhaps he took CLP's place when he was unable to go?
Bagpuss - possibly - I'll check tonight ;-}
Quack
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Comment number 74.
At 30th Apr 2009, CrimboDeevs wrote:Mr Thunder
Shame on you! What're you saying about Tobes' jokes?
Treasures, the lot of 'em.
And just like treasure, they deserve to be buried!
Ha! I win!!
GiggleDeevs
x x x
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Comment number 75.
At 30th Apr 2009, Bond007 wrote:Patient: doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains.....
Doctor: pull your self together man.....
groan....
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Comment number 76.
At 30th Apr 2009, Penny_Forem wrote:Tobe #59 - my grandchildren are just at the stage where they find anything to do with bum, poo and farts are hilarious!
Pen x
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Comment number 77.
At 30th Apr 2009, Penny_Forem wrote:Hello Bondy, bit overcast in deepest south, but dry at least!
Penny x
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Comment number 78.
At 30th Apr 2009, CrimboDeevs wrote:It's turning into a Crackerjack afternoon here in Blogsville .....
Double of Drop anyone??
Deev x x
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Comment number 79.
At 30th Apr 2009, Bond007 wrote:CRACK-ER-JACK!!!!!!!
Hi Penny, at least it's dry.
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Comment number 80.
At 30th Apr 2009, Penny_Forem wrote:It's Friday and it's five to five.......only it isn't!!
xx
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Comment number 81.
At 30th Apr 2009, Thunderclap wrote:If you cant beat them, join them.....
A short story.....
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,..........
Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.
I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.
Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own * blanket.
After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.
The End
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Comment number 82.
At 30th Apr 2009, tomgriff22 wrote:ARF - Elvis - Little less conversation.
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At 30th Apr 2009, mistletoe-and-wine wrote:Ok here's another one
A man goes to the doctors and says "Doctor every time I fart it sounds like HONDA" The doc says "Ok drop your trews bend over and I'll have a look, Ah I see the problem you have an abcess, and you know the old saying "An abcess makes the fart go honda!!"
BOOM BOOM
M-A-W
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Comment number 84.
At 30th Apr 2009, Bond007 wrote:Patient: Doctor, doctor can you do something for the wind.....
Doctor: How about a kite and a piece of string...
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At 30th Apr 2009, B-sMum wrote:Oh my!! right at that moment when I decide to take a break from work and read the blog - Thunder!!! The usual - Tea - screen !!!!
Beez xxx
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At 30th Apr 2009, Thunderclap wrote:Sorry Beez
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At 30th Apr 2009, CrimboDeevs wrote:Gawd!
Come back Tobesterr .... all is forgiven!
;-)
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At 30th Apr 2009, Adam_Webster wrote:My wife has just rung me up, she is wooried about getting Swine flue from the Pertol station.
I just said to her - It's in Mexico - Not Texaco
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At 30th Apr 2009, B-sMum wrote:As its you Thunder you are forgiven !!!
Beez xx
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At 30th Apr 2009, Bridget-M wrote:Afternoon all.
Happy birthday Boleyn Girl.
M J. Sorry that your down ,hope you feel better soon.
Tobe.you are in fine tune today ,glad to see that you are now better.
Hope everbody has a good weekend.
Bridge xx
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At 30th Apr 2009, CrimboDeevs wrote:** thud **
Adam - tell her its snout to worry about, but there is an oinkment available!
x x
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Comment number 92.
At 30th Apr 2009, ChrissieSagain wrote:Really just want to say to Boleyngirl: I hope you are enjoying your birthday. Hope you have received lots of goodies!
I'm trying not to get involved, but ..... #49: laugh? I very nearly did.
#61: subtle, as always, but I noticed what you did there !?
C xx
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Comment number 93.
At 30th Apr 2009, B-sMum wrote:You know the heavy rain forecast? Wouldn't worry anyone else cos it is all landing here - will have fizzled out by the time it gets anywhere else.
Duck waiting to cross the road
Chicken walks past
Wouldnt bother mate - you'll never hear the last of it.
Beez xx
Done that one loads of times before - its for the newbies!
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Comment number 94.
At 30th Apr 2009, hazel_love wrote:Do pigs snore in their sleep?
This isn't the start of a joke, I was just wondering.
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At 30th Apr 2009, B-sMum wrote:My pig does Hazel !!!!!!
Beez xxxx
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Comment number 96.
At 30th Apr 2009, hazel_love wrote:...there has to be something in the whole 'pigs might fly' thing...
(swine flu in case you didn't geddit, but you're you, I know you DID geddit)...
BUT I JUST CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING!
must be tired
love
hazel
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Comment number 97.
At 30th Apr 2009, hazel_love wrote:Thanks Beez...somehow I kinda knew that yours probably would!
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Comment number 98.
At 30th Apr 2009, Penny_Forem wrote:Beez - that's the funniest of all, love it.
Penny x
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At 30th Apr 2009, Penny_Forem wrote:Why, everytime I post a comment, does my blog font change to about 36? It almost knocks me out!!
Penny x
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Comment number 100.
At 30th Apr 2009, Aliwesty wrote:Tow cows standing in a field
One says "Moooooo"
The other cow says "oh I was going to say that"
AliB
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