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OK, so there's the keyboard refrain too, that's pretty constant. Although it does drop out from time to time. But everything else seems to be thrown in and yanked out, seemingly at random. And brilliantly, it sounds like the music has been put together so as to sound completely oblivious to whatever Tinchy chooses to add to it, especially towards the end when all hell is breaking loose and he's STILL droning on and on. Even Jodie Connor, his singing co-star, ends up delivering the chorus as if he isn't even in the room.

This is clearly amazing. Seeing as his is the name on the record, you would not expect him to be the least interesting thing happening on it. And it's not as if he isn't trying. It's more like the music is constantly trying to barge to the front of the stage and wave to its mum.

The best bit is the beginning of the second verse, when the bass starts throbbing like an enormous electric jelly on a vibrating football pitch. I'd be happy if that lasted for the entire three minutes, but before you can say "WHOAH!" we're off somewhere else, into a breakdown, then a build-up, then back to the chorus. Bewildering, but great.

Whoever programmed the drums clearly has a bit of an ADHD thing going on, because they change more than any other element: sometimes banging four-to-the-floor, sometimes building up to a crescendo, sometimes a lone bongo, sometimes a quantised version of a dropped drum machine in a box of marbles. It's showing off, pure and simple, and raises an interesting question: they're not letting REAL drummers program beats now, are they?

(Look, , in their own heads if nothing else.)

So, a three-star Tinchy song, awarded a little extra because he's got a backing tape with diva tendencies. Don't you just LOVE pop music?

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(Fraser McAlpine)

"Tinchy Stryder is without doubt one of grime's biggest commercial successes."

"This song has me skanking whenever it comes up on the ipod."

"Best thing he's released since... ever."