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2 - Take That - 'Rule The World'
ChartSnipe: Is there any band that's not staging a comeback right now? Take That are back for good, the Spice Girls are planning to reconquer the world, as are the Backstreet Boys, All Saints and the four-piece Five have been and gone, apparently even Boyzone are thinking about it (they've all been called to a Ronan Meeting). We're still holding out for the Reynolds Girls comeback tour. (SP)

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3 - McFly - 'The Heart Never Lies'
ChartSnipe: Strange that they should pick this of all the things the heart does not do. I mean the heart also never farts, it never sends text messages, it has never read a book aloud to a small child, it never learned a foreign language and it never EVER writes your Christmas thank-you letters for you. Surely 'The Heart Is Not A Multi-Skilled Organ' would cover things more accurately? (FM)

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4 - Sugababes - 'About You Now'
ChartSnipe: There was a run of four Sugababes singles, in 2003-4, which contained the word 'in'. 'Hole In The Head', 'Too Lost In You', 'In The Middle' and 'Caught In A Moment'. During their entire 19 song chart career, the word has only cropped up in song titles those four times, and they're all next to each other. Weird, eh? *smarmyvoice* In fact, it's almost as if, during that time, the Sugababes were In-Dependent Women!!

OK, OK, no need to throw stuff, I'm going...(FM)

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5 - Mark Ronson ft Amy Winehouse - 'Valerie'
ChartSnipe: "I miss your ginger hair", sings young Amy Winehouse, "and the way you like to dress". Which leaves one pretty urgent line of inquiry...How many people does she hang around with that DON'T like to dress? Enough that she misses the ones who do? Or has she drunk so much she now believes she's in a 24 hour nudist colony? Someone should check...

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