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Just so that we're clear as to what is what. Here is the review Hazel wrote about 'Away From Here':

Gentle readers, I have spent the best part of the last week staring at a blank computer screen, a blank notepad and eventually, some elaborate doodles. As the days increased, I felt an increasing sense of futility and self-doubt; could I, in fact, think of anything interesting to say about this song? Could I think of anything at all to say about this song? Could I remember a thing about this song, even while I was actually listening to it?

The answer is no. No, I cannot think of anything to say about this song. There is nothing, nothing at all to say about it! I cannot even think of a way in which to make fun of their frankly appallingly hubristic name without it either being so appallingly hubristic on my part or simply intolerably boring that I would have to chew off my own face upon creating it. I don't even know how they created this song; it's sort of a rip off of 'Going Underground' by The Jam, via The Kooks and daytime radio and technically the lyrics are about being very annoyed about life but it could just as well be saying 'lalalala what a lovely day at the seaside' for all the aggression and frustration it conveys. How do you make music like this? How, especially, do you get signed to a record label with music like this?

I can only assume that someone somewhere important has heard about this new "indie" business that's very popular with them young folks and then heard the band's song 'Had Enough,' which does at least have the grace to have quite a good chorus and a great bit that goes 'hey, hey, what's the matter with your fa-ace?' and thought 'ah, now I am down with the kids.' No you are not, you are middle aged, whether prematurely, latently or otherwise and you are scared of music.

Six things that rock very considerably harder than this song which I've thought of in the last sixty seconds:
1. Aly and AJ
2. The Sounds
3. Senor Coconut
4. Boards Of Canada
5. My left foot with pins and needles
6. Static when you haven't turned your speakers off but nothing's playing

[NB: the bands mentioned above are in fact purveyors of quality music, whereas my left foot is not, pins and needles or otherwise and the speaker static probably does not even count as ambient jazz, if we're honest, despite their hard rocking nature]

This is the musical equivalent of a truly beautiful curry which you have created, enjoyed, loved for about a week. Y'know, when you make about ten times too much for yourself and eat it reheated in sandwiches for days and blissful days and then one day, you look in there and it is not a curry anymore, it is something rancid and terrible that were you to eat it would probably make you very ill. There is nothing wrong with the Jam and there is nothing wrong with indie per se but if you listen to this song too much, it will make you into a very boring person who rants about how kids these days have no idea how good they have it.

I'm sure there's sincerity in it somewhere but bands could do a lot better than sound so muted, so generic and so blimmin awful. It is OK to be loud! It is OK to be quiet! It is alright to be medium volume and mid tempo but for God's sake write your own tune rather than sounding like you haven't quite got the hang of someone else's! It is OK to actually have a tune, come to that. It is not OK to assume you have a get-out-of-song-free card simply by making some relatively unexciting semi-socio-political statements like "I'm fed up of early mornings" or expressing a wish to sit around watching popular daytime tv shows - this is hardly 'Chronicles Of A Bohemian Teenager,' or 'Lost In The Supermarket,' is it?

Pull yourself together, Britain - this will chart and probably highly, because it has guitars and gets press in NME but it shouldn't. There are brilliant bands and music you can actually remember that go totally unnoticed, it goes without saying and any purchase of this song is a purchase against music.

Well there you go, I did have things to say about it after all.

Download: Out now
CD Released: June 25th

And here is the review you should have been reading, the one for 'Had Enough'...

Gentle readers, I have spent the best part of the last week staring at a blank computer screen, a blank notepad and eventually, some elaborate doodles. As the days increased, I felt an increasing sense of futility and self-doubt; could I, in fact, think of anything interesting to say about this song? Could I think of anything at all to say about this song? Could I remember a thing about this song, even while I was actually listening to it?

The answer is no. No, I cannot think of anything to say about this song. There is nothing, nothing at all to say about it! I cannot even think of a way in which to make fun of their frankly appallingly hubristic name without it either being so appallingly hubristic on my part or simply intolerably boring that I would have to chew off my own face upon creating it. I don't even know how they created this song. How do you make music like this? How, especially, do you get signed to a record label with music like this?

I can only assume that someone somewhere important has heard about this new "indie" business that's very popular with them young folks and then heard 'Had Enough,' which does at least have the grace to have quite a good chorus and a great bit that goes 'hey, hey, what's the matter with your fa-ace?' and thought 'ah, now I am down with the kids.' No you are not, you are middle aged, whether prematurely, latently or otherwise and you are scared of music.

Six things that rock very considerably harder than this song which I've thought of in the last sixty seconds:
1. Aly and AJ
2. The Sounds
3. Senor Coconut
4. Boards Of Canada
5. My left foot with pins and needles
6. Static when you haven't turned your speakers off but nothing's playing

[NB: the bands mentioned above are in fact purveyors of quality music, whereas my left foot is not, pins and needles or otherwise and the speaker static probably does not even count as ambient jazz, if we're honest, despite their hard rocking nature]

This is the musical equivalent of a truly beautiful curry which you have created, enjoyed, loved for about a week. Y'know, when you make about ten times too much for yourself and eat it reheated in sandwiches for days and blissful days and then one day, you look in there and it is not a curry anymore, it is something rancid and terrible that were you to eat it would probably make you very ill. There is nothing wrong with the Jam and there is nothing wrong with indie per se but if you listen to this song too much, it will make you into a very boring person who rants about how kids these days have no idea how good they have it.

I'm sure there's sincerity in it somewhere but bands could do a lot better than sound so muted, so generic and so blimmin awful. It is OK to be loud! It is OK to be quiet! It is alright to be medium volume and mid tempo but for God's sake write your own tune rather than sounding like you haven't quite got the hang of someone else's! It is OK to actually have a tune, come to that.

Pull yourself together, Britain - this will chart and probably highly, because it has guitars and gets press in NME but it shouldn't. There are brilliant bands and music you can actually remember that go totally unnoticed, it goes without saying and any purchase of this song is a purchase against music.

Well there you go, I did have things to say about it after all.

Download: Out now
CD Released: June 25th

So there we have it. Hopefully this clears everything up. Apologies for the confusion.