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Caption: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
I may be out of line here, but this reminds me of the contraption used to confine Hannibal Lecter.

The last time I saw a DJ this scared was when Rod Hull & Emu confirmed for Sue Lawleys Desert Island discs show.. Just what is that man doing with his concealed right hand!?! Is he fishing out the red ribbon from amsterdam?

Caption: "OK gents, the cryogenic chamber is ready."

Caption: "NO-ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

Caption :

Ah ready. Now....where is that french tickler?

I only said I would not play their GIO track!

Caption: "Honest, Jeff - it wasn't my fault, it was VIC!"

Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint

"I'm telling you they suggested Showaddywaddy"

Caption: "Matey, THAT will teach you the difference between bicycle stands and toilets in Amsterdam!"

Anything by Sister Sledge .....

Is it a low budget re-make of the Wicker Man?

I thought you said burn it.

Is this a ploy to distract attention from Jonathan Ross?

Caption: "OK gents, we're next in the Joe 90 look-alike competition."

Caption: Bryan takes the suggestion to "Walk Like an Egyptian" a little too seriously....

Are you sure I do the Luge this way up?

"Right Gok, we're ready for you now."

³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ introduce new controls after Russell Brand incident.

Caption: "OK gents, prepare the ill-mannered, mutated sea bass..."

Caption: "Oh my God, I hope they never show this on Have I Got News For You - Paul Merton will be merciless..."

"Well, it really draws the eye away from those hips - doesn't it Trinny?"

Caption: "Yes it does, but I'd rather see him in something pink..."

OK guys, I've paid my membership fee - now what?

Caption: "OK gents, I've paid my membership fee - what happens now?"

wow - great minds think alike!

Caption: "Look, how many times do I need to tell you - it needs to be TIGHTER!"

This should stop you getting frostbite in the Ochils.

Caption: "OK yes, Barbara - next time I will bring down the split pea soup for you PERSONALLY."

Caption: "Hey - FONZ!"

For those old enough...

We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical...

Caption: "There's... something on the wing! Damn it - I wish I had gone to Specsavers!"

Yet again, Bryan is refused entry to the local Masonic ladies night.

LOl Kirstie - unless he has the band with him, that was funny!

Hit it, Igor!


HE LIVES! MY CREATURE LIVES!!

I knew I'd seen it before but I couldn't place it - it's Cardinal Richelieu in The Devils.

Norrie, I thought that was Chicory Tip holding him up!

Check out the website, I think there's a resemblance between the resuers and two of the band!

BTW, Does anyone else remember Westlers Hot Dogs that you used to get at the pictures?

Don't know why that came into my head....

Kirst should we worry about the things that pop into your head....what ws it about Zippy you said - cold twanger? LOL! :p)

I'm sorry for the comment about Bungle's twanger (but WHY is he naked during the day then wears jammies to bed?!).

Since we're on the subject, 'What a Twanger!' would be a pretty good caption!

I'll get a proper job soon, honest.

Ah it was Bungle! You are excused! That did make me laugh though!

Caption: "And now my two beautiful assistants will like this - not a lot..."

'Fess up, Igor.
Where did you get the brain?

Russell Brand ?!?




I've created a Star!






A MonStar!!!

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................what do you mean " we've missed his mouth"!

Bryan shares a joke with the current and outgoing right worshipful masters of the ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ's Glasgow lodge of Masonic lodge after successfully completing ninth degree. The goat is not shown.

"Mosely never said it would be like this!"

Caption: "OK gents, into room 101."

Caption: "five, four, three, two, one......"

this is what you get for saying "that would be good" one too many times, Brian.:)

Caption: "That's what you get for playing Old Shep!"

Once again Bryan Burnett goes to extraordinary lengths to avoid getting a round in.

It was the only way they could get Bryan to attend the ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ Pronounciation Unit's workshop on foreign song-titles.

Caption: "Guys, I promise if you let me go I will convince Barbara that a Splodgenessabounds night would be a good thing."

Caption: "Bernie? THE BOLT!"

"Has anybody seen the budgie?"

And, for those really long treks, there's our Ranulph Fiennes backpack

"Never mind that now, Bryan - there's a vacancy for Director General"

Caption: "OK gents, the system has been successfully tested. Bring in Jonathon Ross..."

This season we will mostly be wearing.......

Jim - Adam In Rio is going to have to get his solar powered Chairmans calculator out again. Looks about 50% of this blog to you, 25% to Glen Miller and I have a measely 10%.

My vote is for No. 10

Yeah I like that one especially! LOL Who gives the prize? The ³ÉÈË¿ìÊÖ are officially ignoring this...

Jim it would seem its a White Carnation and a rolled up paper.

Caption: "Has anybody seen the rubber duck?"

No. 27 gets my vote.

Caption: "Look, guys - I'm telling you... It really was THIS big!"

Caption: "Bryan discovers, much to his consternation, that 'A Great Big Sled' by The Killers is a LOT more than just a song..."

Caption: "Guys, I need somebody to insert coin to start..."

Jim, like the decorator in Chewin the Fat says - thats enough now.

There's a rumour that there may be a CD as a prize now they've slashed Woss's salary from 18 to 17 million.

I'm a big fan of JR, actually.
I think he's the best mind to mouth since Peter Cook. His Saturday morning radio show is a must listen for me.

Caption: "Guys, are you SURE the helmet covers up my comb-over?"

Thanks Adam.

Adam - He swears FAR TOO MUCH - it's not big and it's not clever.

I am with you on this one Adam, I dont watch him on telly but like his Sat mornings show, Andy Davies selects great muisc and Ros is slightkly irreverent but not too crude, not on that show anyway, might not be the case on other shows for all I know.

Phew that was a bit serious.

How did I forget to nominate Boo Hewerdine tonight?

Boo Hewerdine would have been a fantastic shout! And I could not help but notice that no monsters were mashed in the making of the programme... :-(

My sisters tune in to Woss of a Saturday.
I refuse to cheat on Janice Forsyth.

You're spot on about the swearing Jim. Too many comedians on TV seem to rely on it to get cheap laughs instead of being creative and actually come up with something funny.
Not that I get to watch that much British TV over here, but I get the odd tape and dvd sent over.

Norrie - Andy Davies does a good job. He also has what must be one of the best jobs going!