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The toilets
F/X: Mike pulling his zip up.
F/X: Flushing the toilet.
F/X: walking to the sinks.
F/X: Mike washing his hands.
F/X: Tissues being pulling out.
F/X: Wiping his hands.
F/X: Tissue being thrown in to the bin.
F/X: Toilets door opens.
Barmaid: Hello Mike.
Mike: What are you doing in the men's toilets?
Barmaid: oops, my mistake. (All innocent)
F/X: Footsteps getting closer and closer.
F/X: Tissues being pulling out.
Mike: Here, why don't you wipe your nose?
Barmaid: You told me you were married.
Mike: I am.
Barmaid: Show me your wedding ring then.
Mike: Ah, must have left it at home.
F/X: Mike backing up into the wall.
Barmaid: I know you're not married.
Mike: Please leave me alone.
F/X: Sniffing.
Mike: No, no, nooooooo
F/X: Psycho theme.

The Bar area
Grams: You can leave your hat on song.
F/X: Crowd chanting off, off, off.
F/X: Barmaid coming out of the toilets.
Barmaid: That was amazing.
F/X: Mike stumbling out of the toilets.
Mike: That was horrible. (Crying)
Barmaid: Erm, Mike?
Mike: Please not again. (Crying)
Barmaid: No, look.
Mike: He must have finally had some of his Coke.
Barmaid: What? He's got like that, off Coke?
Mike: It wasn't just Coke.
F/X: footsteps.
Barmaid: where you going?
Mike: I'm going home.
Barmaid: You can't leave him here like this.
Mike: I can and I will.
Barmaid: Mike?
Mike: Bye.
Barmaid: Mi' never mind its getting good.
(Beat)
Off, off, off
Alex: My t-shirts stuck, I can't get it off. Somebody help me. (Drunk)
Barmaid: I'll do it for you.
Alex: Thank you. You know what you're so lovely you, I don't know what Mike's problem is. Anybody would be lucky to have you.
F/X: silence
F/X: Crowd Booing.
Alex: What's happened to the song, I'm only half way finished? (Drunk)
Barmaid: Hold on, I'll put another song on for you.
Grams: Hot Stuff song.
F/X: Crowd chanting wehey. Off, off, off'

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