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Whether you are starting a new job or launching your own business, finding your way through the fog of corporate-talk in the office can leave you feeling dizzy and disorientated.

There is really no need to speak in business-code, but your colleagues and collaborators might do it anyway. If you want to cut through the jargon, we鈥檝e got you covered:

Action it

In other words 鈥榡ust do it鈥, you鈥檒l most likely hear this when being asked to take ownership of a task. It can be useful, however, to know who on your team will 鈥榓ction鈥 each job that needs to be done. Unless, of course, you are starting your own business or working alone, in which case you'll have to 鈥榓ction鈥 everything yourself. Sorry.

Agile

Could be referring to you as an individual or a new style of working, thinking, and developing ideas in teams. 鈥楢gile working鈥 usually means quick, flexible and activity-based - breaking down big tasks into smaller ones or, you could say, 鈥楤itesize鈥 chunks. * winks *

Bandwidth

As in, 鈥業 don鈥檛 have the bandwidth for that鈥 meaning 鈥榗apacity鈥 or ability to complete a task based on your time and mental resources. Just make sure you don鈥檛 overuse this one or the boss may be tempted to switch providers.

Blue sky thinking

Meaning to imagine anything that鈥檚 possible, to generate creative new ideas completely unrestrained. Ironic really, as most blue skies in the UK are a thing of the imagination!

Boil the ocean

Dramatic much? This bit of corporate hyperbole means to try to do something that is incredibly difficult, even impossible. Just ignore the fact it sounds vaguely apocalyptic.

Bottlenecks

A classic problem in project management. Bottlenecks happen when there is limited capacity (i.e. people or resources) so work begins to pile up. The result? All processes that follow the bottleneck slow down too, creating a backlog that can only be fixed once the process causing the bottleneck has been sorted.

Capture

Used in 鈥榗apture the learnings鈥, for example. In plain English it literally means, 鈥榬emember and take note of what we鈥檝e learnt from this鈥. You can 鈥榗apture鈥 anything 鈥 from sales numbers and business ideas to mission statements鈥 just not people, ok?

Cascade

Like a beautiful waterfall, but also absolutely nothing like one in the slightest. To 鈥榗ascade鈥 information is to pass it down from senior management to members of a team below them, either as a trickle or a torrent.

Circle back

Exactly like the need to circle back if you鈥檝e ever dropped something from your pocket while riding your bike. 鈥楥ircling back鈥 can also mean bringing a meeting back on track if it has veered off-topic, or returning to an earlier idea or topic of conversation so that you don鈥檛 miss anything or leave it behind forever.

Drill down

Having nothing at all to do with drilling for oil, unless of course that IS your business. It means to investigate or research something further, on a deeper level. Also sometimes referred to (with a completely straight face) as a 鈥楧eep dive鈥.

End of play

A sporting term to describe the end of the working day. e.g. 鈥楥an you get that to me end of play today?鈥 Careful you don鈥檛 get tripped up by international time zones, mind!

Flagging up

Meaning to bring attention to something, usually urgently. e.g. 鈥楯ust flagging it up, Susan - you appear to be parked on my foot.'

Float an idea

Can ideas float like a helium balloon? Of course not. But to 鈥榝loat an idea鈥 is a way to see if someone is interested in it, or in agreement with you, without any negative consequences should they want to 鈥榩op鈥 it.

Granular

When something is all about the details. Imagine a project a bit like when you see a bowl of salt from far away and it just looks like white blob. If you get closer and closer you can see the individual shapes of the grains, like how in business the smaller issues make the bigger picture. Just don鈥檛 try it at home you could get salt in your eye.

Going forward

Simply meaning an intention for the future. e.g. 鈥楪oing forward, Susan, can you park as far away from me as possible?鈥

Idea shower

I know what you鈥檙e thinking: is that like a brainstorm, but less heavy? No. It鈥檚 the exact same thing. It's just another, potentially more ridiculous, way to describe a meeting to discuss and develop new ideas in a group.

Ideation

A word that describes a creative way of generating ideas. It鈥檚 more practical than blue sky thinking: this is where a group of people work together to create, develop, and communicate new ideas that can then be tried and tested.

IRL

In real life鈥 so not online or in chat. Example, via email: 'Yes! Keen to discuss. Let's take this up IRL.'

Onboarding

Gone are the days when people would rock up to an office, be shown a desk, and told to 鈥榗rack on鈥. Increasingly, it鈥檚 all about the right 鈥檕nboarding鈥 experience. In short, it鈥檚 the process through which new employees are given the appropriate skills, training, knowledge and (often) behaviours to help them become effective workers. Many of the largest companies in the world see onboarding as THE single most important part of an employee's journey鈥 Because first impressions last.

On my radar

A phrase often used when you are aware of the need to do something but haven鈥檛 got round to it, or figured out how to deal with it. e.g. 鈥楬ave you tidied your room yet?鈥 鈥 鈥業t鈥檚 on my radar!鈥 Sound familiar? It鈥檚 used in business as well.

Stand-ups

Once the territory of tech startups, these are becoming more and more popular in regular business. It鈥檚 a daily progress meeting, where everyone in a team can update each other quickly on progress and also highlight (or 鈥榝lag鈥) any problems. It's another part of working in an agile way.

Thinking outside the box

Another classic! TOTB is a metaphor that means 鈥榯o imagine or think about things in a new way or perspective鈥欌 or outside of the box that constrains us.

Talent

This is what businesses 鈥榦nboard鈥. AKA: employees. Talent management is going to be a term that we鈥檒l hear more of as we progress through our working lives as companies increasingly understand the value of giving their employees a positive experience at work. Not only is this good for business, its good for our wellbeing. We鈥檙e all stars now!

Working remotely

When an employee works away from the main company office, either at home (AKA 'working from home'/'WFH') or elsewhere. This style of working is going to become more and more common in the coming years as people demand greater flexibility and freedom from their employers, and employers look to reduce costs. Happy days!

Now you've decoded some business buzzwords, you can hopefully circle back and cascade your knowledge to the other talent you know. Put it on their radars - you know you want to!

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