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Tess and The Candied Heels
Tess and The Candied Heels

Raunchy Fun At The Candy Box

By Tess Langley
I expected to be ushered into a dark, smoky room filled with leering old men. I expected cheap thrills and scantily clad women dancing for money. How wrong was I?

Wild West

Burlesque fan
Burlesque fan

The Candy Box Burlesque’s Wild, Wild West themed show was none of the above. It was sexy and brimming with sauciness, combined with class and sophistication.

The queue outside was awash with cowboy hats, chequered shirts and plastic guns, beautiful women elegantly dressed in 1950s style gowns complete with feather boas, fishnet stockings and high heels.

Sheriff Al Palooka and Keda Breeze
Sheriff Al Palooka and Keda Breeze

Walking into the Glee Club last night was like stepping into a Texan cowboy ranch, a classy strip club and a 1950’s jazz night all at the same time. The atmosphere was one of seduction, fun and freedom.

Live Music

The room was buzzing with anticipation as the lights go down and the Palookaville! Burlesque Orchestra swing into action, joined by Miss Imelda May, vocalist of jazz band Blue Harlem. The Candy Box is unique – the only Burlesque club outside of London to have all live music.

Candy Box audience
Candy Box audience

Half way through the first song a cowboyed up Al Gare, founder of the Candy Box Burlesque Club, takes to the stage and introduces the first act of the night: Missy Malone.

Tantalising

The crowd go wild as the band launch into a rendition of Miserlou (the theme tune from Pulp Fiction) and the sensational Missy Malone, dressed (for now) head to toe in black, bursts onto the stage and performs a rather tantalising strip tease for the eager audience.

Candied Heels

The Candied Heels
The Candied Heels

The next act of the night, The Candied Heels, look more like frumpy housewives than sexy burlesque performers as they come on stage in dressing gowns.

As Imelda May and the band start singing Dolly Parton’s 9 to 5 the Candied Heels peel off the dressing gowns and tweed suits underneath to reveal silky corsets and stockings.

Then it’s time to let loose as the trio twist and swing to the music, lassooing each other as they tease the audience.

UV Strip Tease

Foxy Rouge and Missy Malone
Foxy Rouge and Missy Malone

And then the lights are gone again, this time for Foxy Rouge.Ìý Looking like Little Bo Peep in her frilly dress, (a very grown up Bo Peep, of course), Foxy twists and turns to the music and ends with some glow in the dark tassel twisting. (It was really quite funny!)

The Man In Black is next up, along with his black Les Paul guitar, calming down a very excited audience with a performance of Johnny Cash’s ‘Ring Of Fire’. It’s like being in an American Country bar. Howdy Partner!

Fire-eating and angle grinding

After the interval, (during which I saw the most interesting line of women at the mirrors in the Ladies- cowgirls, Indians, exotic goddesses and 1950s madams), things hot up as Keda Breeze plays with fire - literally - courtesy of an angle grinder. (Yes, I did say angle grinder).

The Wau Wau Sisters
The Wau Wau Sisters

Dressed in a stunning red gothic ball gown Miss Breeze holds no bars as she dances, eats fire, and, er, grinds.

The Wau Wau Sisters

Next up, all the way from New York in their first Midlands performance, the Wau Wau Sisters. This delightful duo introduce themselves as the world’s first acro-band, meaning they perform songs whilst doing acrobatic moves.

Sitting and lying on each other, these two really are absolutely hilarious.
They plough through their quirky country songs packed with innuendos, and top notch cheeky adult humour. Madness, I tell you.

Exquisite

Fan dance
Foxy Rouge and Missy Malone

The last act of the night is another first for the club – a double fan dance from Foxy Rouge (dressed in red) and Missy Malone (dressed in black).

The pair float on stage, elegantly fanning each other with their big coloured feather fans – this is more what I expected, although it still isn't seedy, it’s glamorous and exquisite.

Imelda May

The Man in Black and Imelda May
The Man in Black and Imelda May

Imelda May ends the night with a beautiful rendition of Nancy Sinatra's ‘Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)’, finishing what has been the most different and entertaining night I've had all year.

Candy Box Burlesque- seduction and sophistication at its best.

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connie frances
brilliant utterly lovely live show - hope it tries to succeed!

liz maye
it's a good night out - but slightly annoying in that they give all the good seats at the front to their mates, and the paying customers have to sit behind them....

richard coyne
Not really saucy enough for me. great show with good guests but could do with a little more to set your blood racing.

Snowy Lay (aka Nicky James)
Having won Wild Wild West tickets for my Burlesque name, I was gutted that i didn't bring my mate along who worships Calamity Jane!A hum diggety do darn idea to play that before show started!Really got us in the mood!

Kimberley
If you want a night of exquisite glamour, friendly peolpe, beautiful and talented girls, and authentic bump & grind music from a fantastic orchestra and a beautiful songstress, then CandyBox is the night for you. As a fanatic of 1950s Hollywood glamour I can sincerely say that I can't speak highly enough of CandyBox or the people who run it.

Al Palooka
Parma Viloet and myself want you all to know that we really appreciate the support this fantastic audience have given us, this truly was a great night for us and we are in the middle of planning our biggest line up to date for our Halloween special "Nightmare on Hurst Street" We have been to enough Burlesque shows over the years to know that variety is the spice of life which is why we add the variety and off the wall acts - its ALL Burlesque. Candy kisses to all the Candy Boxers X Al & Parma X

pocahontas aka vicky
was just the most amazing night ive had in a very long time! not only because of the amazing bands but also because of the great audiance participation! creating a great atmosphere of fun and laughter! i will deffinatly now be a regular of the candy box and would recomend it to anyone! but of course only if your willing to dress up!!! all my thanx to the acts and the glee club! kisses

Rebecca Gent
Have been to all the Burlesque shows at the Glee club. My mates and i have had a fantastic time at all three. The only comment i have to make is that we would appreciate more burlesque ladies. Although the other caberet acts have been very good it's the burlesque acts we come to see.

Ms Kiki
The best night out I've had in ages! Imelda May - elegance, class and a great set of pipes. Missy Malone - saucy strumpet with great moves. Keda Breeze - Benny Benassi's 'Satisfaction' video come to life!! Friendly crowd, fabulous frocks, stomping band and absolutely the best atmosphere. Can't wait for the next one! Thank you, lovely Candybox people xxx

Jay j
Fantastic night out. My fiancée and I always enjoy the Candybox. It’s good old fashioned entertainment, like we’re too young to remember.

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