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Episode 9: Baby love Quotes of the week

Quotes of the week

Howard and Kate joked that James was bound to offend mums and 'ask when it's due when it's not?' However James kept up the patter all day at the Baby Show, wowing prospective mums with his baby and birthing knowledge.
Here are his funniest one-liners.

On labour
'I would have given anything to have had a Playstation with me to kill a bit of time...' James talking about how he would have liked to have got through his wife's labour.

On the benefits of a home birth pool
'The lid's open so the baby can jump out'

On breast-feeding
'The mother needs to be happy because if she's a bit anxious there's something in nature that switches off the tap in her breast.'

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